Was out in bristol saturday night for a mates 21st, 19 of us hopped on a boat, cruised the waterfront and got pissed. Was all good till we got off the boat after 3 hours and 16 of them decided to head it back down to cheddar to the local... oh well just us 3 then! Actually turned out to be a smashin night spendin most of it in oceana where, on the floor crackin some sweet ones , i spotted a bird givin me the eye! Fair enough i thought, shes all there so i went for a chat... yea i had a few on board and thought i had come across some sorta accent... polish, i thought yea thats ok, she spoke fairly good english so game on! After a boogy and a toungin sesh we swapped numbers
Next day feelin pretty keen i dropped her a txt and we got chattin... to my embarrasment, turns out shes far from polish...but german. She didnt take kindly to my mistake and sacked me off pretty sharpish, now im gutted as she was a stunner

So now im stuck with the decision of givin chase and make it up to her?? Or admit defeat and continue to ride solo??

What would you do??

joe

 

give chase

 

+1, go for it!!

 

Learn some German and say sorry - Proper German, not just Google.

 

Also, how in the name of God did a 21st Birthday that was in town end up in fookin Cheddar???


LOL

 

Thats cuz were all from down cheddar way pal.....

i did text 118118 asking for sweetheart in german and blended it with a sorry... thats when all contact stopped!

 

Maybe her beer goggles wore off

Mark

 

lucky escape from the hun there old chap!

 

just tell her you were winding her up to see if she has a sense of humour or not

at least you'll have tried

 

I'm not surprised! Poland is still a bit of a sore point with many Germans.

Offer her the location of some Jews and she'll be putty.

 

go for it, why not only live once, least u can say u tried.



Nothing wrong with going to cheddar folks, iv had many a night out there as grew up in cheddar.

 

Go for it bud and if you need anything translating, just ask

Regards, Nige

 

 

She probably had a proper hairy muff / legs / armpits too so deffo a dodged bullet.

 

pics lol

 

PMSL...

HOWEVER, there is quite a large number of polish people living in Germany so maybe you were right about the accent.

Whatever you do, don't make any jokes about WW2. Germans just don't get them. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about...

 

What translation did it come up with then? Must have been something hilarious...

 

Sore loosers

 

"Don't mention the war!! I mentioned it once but think I got away with it!!" - Basil Fawlty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0

 

Shit me lads and lasses, looks like i should drop her a line!

Message from 118 reads ... sweetheart in german is ''liebste''. you can use Google translate to listen on how the word is pronounced...

And as for the 'hairy' side of things, my mates joked about that one... Hmmm

Il let y'all know what happens... and maybe post a pic or two if shes down for sendin!

 

 

just text her "2 world wars and 1 world cup", she will be dripping like a fucked fridge

 

 

Didnt take much persuasion!! ha ha, you lads will have to wait till i get the usb lead sorted for the phone! lol... would say shes older that the 19 years she told me

 

 

cheers pal, buried in mind!

 

Just tell her she owe's you, due to her countries conduct during zee vor

 

Hey mate, whereabouts in Germany are you?