dont think ill be going in there again m8,computer
started running slow and going wonky
not firewall friendly
goona need to reboot now

 

swerving all your threads from now on
only joking m8 alls good again

 

rudey, check out this story

I had my 21st birthday yesterday, it sure was messy...

I went to the local college bar with two of my roomates and began taking shots. The last thing I clearly remember of that night was drinking a "three wise men."

The next morning I woke up in someone elses dorm room, with puke crusted all over myself. Somehow I managed to figure out that it was not my room and after a couple of attempts I managed to stumble back to my dorm. I was still completely shitted at this point.

When I came back to my dormroom I immmediatly headed for the bathroom, which was a mess with puke everywhere. I decided to do a little "damage control" before my roomates woke up and started cleaning it up.

After putting a good cleaning effort I ended up passing out in the bathroom. The next thing I know I was woken up by one of my roomates who promptly informed me that I took a dump in the middle of our living room. I went out to check it for myself and, lo and behold, there was a big log of "Bud Mudd" smack in the middle of the room. My roomates made paper "safety cones" and sectioned it off - as if it was a traffic accident.

You could not even imagine how embarrassed I was by all of this. To make things even worse I later realized that the other dorm room I was in belonged to a group of girls who live on the same floor as me. I can only imagine what horrible things I did to befoul their room...

The rest of the day was spent in a deep alcoholic coma in my room. Whatever dignity I might have had just came crashing to the ground.