As some of you know i work for a taxi company, obviously with all the problems caused by the volcanic ash we have been gettin asked loads of prices for journey's we wouldn't normally do!

The last one made me laugh tho....

"how much from Wales to chelmsford?" .... i had to double check what he said lol .... so i googled it, its 317 miles, 5hours 17minutes travelling time ... each way!

So what do you guys reckon their quote was....................

 

Ł8,595

 

Fook me how much lol, he only wants taking to chelmsford he doesnt want to buy the place

Id have a guess at about Ł400-Ł500

 

do u work for a cab firm too

lmfao...Ł400!!!!!!!

also had someone asking how much for 8 people from dover to stansted....

have another guess!! lol

 

Ł350

 

John Cleese got a taxi today from Norway to Belgium, supposedly cost Ł3000.

 

Yeah i read that, from Oslo to Bruge in a cab costing Ł3000!!!

 

Well from The Wirral to London it cost Ł400, the driver got a Ł50 tip for going quick. Least thats what I was told.

Mozzy would of done it for Ł20.

 

So would kosman, but you would arrive the other end without your anal virgnity!

 

From Debrecen in Hungary back to Blackpool is Ł2262.60



Debrecen in Hungary to Calais, France is Ł1400.60



That was a long drive!

 

There was a few blokes local to me who got stuck in Holland. They all chipped in to buy a snotter and drove home.

 

If I was in Wales. I'd pay whatever just to get the fuck out of the place. It's an insult having to pay to get in there IMO

 

john cleese,s was 33 hundred quid ,wish i knew i,m 1.5 hours from oslo i,d have took him (and screamed basil at him ) for 2k
took 3 taxi drivers i heard,norweigan pussies

 

Fuck that, would have gone to a car dealership and paid a few hundred quid for a car to get me there and flog it on the other end.

 

Too right, I've just got back from wales, been to a wedding reception. Had to pay Ł5.50 to get in to the place, be fucked if i'm gonna do that again in a hurry

 

How desperate do you have to be to get somewhere to pay taxi fares like that?
Why not just relax and enjoy the extended holiday?

Having said that, we are supposed to fly to Florida next Saturday for a cruise to the Caribbean for our silver wedding so I hope it is sorted by then!

 

Well the tolls are doing their job, scaring you fookers away, as we don't want you flea bitten scum in our country

 

Some people needed to be places like Weddings etc, the car hire in my work was proper busy. People doing 1 way trips from Heathrow to Liverpool so they can catch the Ferry to Ireland and vice versa.

Congrats on the Silver Wedding