Can't remember her name but it's the one that had Wedding dress onmade by her dad sure her name was emma something

my god she is a right lump and was packing the food away so if you are in Oban keep your eyes peeled

 

How can you not remember her name if you just had dinner with her?

 

why were you having dinner we that fat fuck?

 

PICS or STFU

 

I think this is a bit like the "had lunch with damon hill" thread


And i'm sure the family ar from yorks, leeds, midlands england?

Michell mcmanus was the fat fuck winner and she's scottish.

 

lol yeah
sure James will like it!!
If it wasn't hew it was her twin + she didn't like other diners taking pics near her etc

Should have got her pic but only had my iPhone with me and the camera is shite

 

She wasn't Scottish, she was from Englandshire somewhere.

 

does the number indicate lbs?

 

yeah that's her, I was sure she was a Scott

 

Was she troughing like a right cunt?

Were the other salad dodging members of her family there? If i owned an all you can eat buffet and saw them coming i'd shut the fucking door

 

Having dinner with that heffa aint something you need to be broadcasting on a public forum m8, i bet she could eat you under the table, fooking pie muncher

Steve

 

pics or GTFO!!!!

 

she could eat the table and chairs !

 

fook me judging by the size of her it must be from all over englandshire there,s certainly enough of her to cover it all

p.s.i certainly would,nt admit to having dinner with that you must be desperate

 

does she take it up arse?

 

Fpmsl.

 

She sat on his lap and he couldn't wriggle free..............................she got hooked on his boner

Steve

 

Roflol .

 

fucking hell,,,, brave even offering to take her for a meal,,, unless you wasnt paying
why would you share that on a public forum though,,,, id rather admit to having crabs,,,,, and caught it off gary glitter than admiting to being in the same postcode as her !

 

Bet she would fail a drugs test!

At least 10lb crack in her knickers..........

 

You hardly had dinner with her if you didnt realise she was english? Either that or she didnt give her fat mouth a chance to open apart from to shovel more food in.

 

holy fuck, that isnt real surely?

 

FOOKIN epic

although on the downside my other half just belted me for waking her up gigglin

 

If she was at the same place as me I'd throw food at her. Let's be honest, she wouldn't complain if a cumberland came her way now, would she!?

Benni.

 

I would






















vomit all over it! Fuck me her arms are bigger than mine

 

Yorks, Leeds midlands, England?

ROFL where the fook is that??!!!!

 

Are you really as dumb as you're making yourself look?

You're english yes? You're aware of the places called Yorkshire, leeds or the midlands? And England is your country yes?

That's where i GUESSED they were from and ie not fucking scotland.

I've checked now and it's Blackburn actually so is that classed as "north"? I wasnt a fucking million miles away so wind it in.

2/10

You must try harder next time

 

Wow. Now that's what people mean when they say "blown out of proportion"! I think XR was having a joke and you bit a little too hard..

 

No mate she has a big chip on her shoulder because i slag off XR's and she seems to think i dislike her because she's english and a woman. Nutter

 

Ginge, you could be 100 miles away from her and you would still be in the same postcode as her mate

 

So you had dinner in the same place as her or was it a blind date

IIRC her family were on some diet programme

 

ASL?

 

I saw her on TV, absolute fuckin' mong!!

Slow as fuck. Asked if she had the X Factor "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, dunno" was the answer.

Fuckin' horrific on every level. Her scummy family have deluded her. Disgusting rotters the lot of 'em!

Sadly, i think she was from the Manchester area, or around there, she had a bit of a local accent.



I say burn it, burn it with fire!

 

So you didn't have dinner WITH here, just had dinner in the vicinity of her then?

 

having dinner with her? or stuck behind her in a queue and whilst she was eating the orders turning up and she ate fucking everything it was almost as if you was eating with her.

bet she was drinking diet coke to... why do fat cunts drink that? "ooh ill have a fucking tripple fucking cheese, beef, chicken, dinosaur burger and all the fries and.... ah fuck it ill have everything you got... and a diet coke"






so glad you put eating with not eating out

 

Some of the reply have had me lol and in propper tears so cheers

Just for the record I was just in the same place for dinner( in the same wayspace hopper was havingdinner with damon hill)with my misus and inlaws and my missus saw the fatty ramming food down it's neck oh and yep she was drinking diet coke lol

 

But did you wake up next to here this morning m8.......

Steve

 

Nah mate my inlaws b&b is no dogs allowed + I just don't think I could get a boner looking at no matter how much I tried

 

Her and her family were on some reality show recently to lose weight,id nail the mother in her dirt box....... Fuck me i just almost made myself feel sick lmfao.

 

I reckon YOU could if you had enough wife beater down you lol

Steve