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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:05 PM
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Would you let Mike Tyson punch you in the face?


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  • You must stand still, no moving, dodging etc...
  • It happens tonight, so he is in his current state, not 5/6 years ago etc...
  • Its IN THE FAAAAAACCCEE(hangover**) not the body, square in your puss.
  • EDIT; This happens on a night out after you've tried to grind his missus on the dancefloor, so he's angry and un-gloved
** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOXfMKFhy8

(Quality of posts on here recently has been pish so thought i'd add a bit
of intellect to the forum with this one)



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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:09 PM
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mike tyson yes, chuck norris no!
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:10 PM
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yeah fuck it i would for sure 1 mil would sort any damages out and plenty left for a nice life just be like a roler coster ride really scary but when its done its done lol
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:10 PM
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For a million pound I would. However, no matter how much money is involved I couldn't not move out the way. One blow in the wrong place from him could kill you though, which wouldn't be clever.

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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:11 PM
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yes. theres not much i wouldnt do for a million quid.
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Jessica.
yes. theres not much i wouldnt do for a million quid.
Ol yeah? Tell us more lol
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by darrenb16two
Ol yeah? Tell us more lol
new some one was guna say that lol
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Jessica.
yes. theres not much i wouldnt do for a million quid.
Tits out
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by darrenb16two
Ol yeah? Tell us more lol
And does she accept paypal. I can send you the monies from my Nigerian bank account.

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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:19 PM
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Tits out
She'll want to see your million first mate
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by john
Tits out
For a million pound you'd wanna' see more than a bit of booby. I'd want the booby in a box for when I'm home alone.

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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
And does she accept paypal. I can send you the monies from my Nigerian bank account.

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PMSL
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:49 PM
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can you close your eyes so you dont see the punch coming? lol.

i would defo do it for a million
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:53 PM
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Yes, happily.
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
For a million pound you'd wanna' see more than a bit of booby. I'd want the booby in a box for when I'm home alone.

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I've never seen a pair before
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:04 PM
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For a million definitely, go get a diamond encrusted blender and eat gourmet through a tube

Where's the best place to take a punch off him? forehead?
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:05 PM
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Gloved or ungloved?
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:08 PM
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I would let Tom cruise fuck the hell out of my ass for 1million
1mill is going to buy a lot of counseling
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:11 PM
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Would you let him punch and while you were knocked out, pump ye up the arse>? with pictures? for a million? hmmm
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:12 PM
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Punched where exactly? Jaw, temple, nose, mouth? I'd take a hit though seeing as I box anyway but think that make it worse as I've got more of an idea exactly how much its going to hurt and going to do damage than a lot of others!
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:13 PM
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yeah why not, just the 1 punch though right?
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:21 PM
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can you get drunk before hand?
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:22 PM
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i guess i was asking for those comments noticed no one has said no to the punch yet
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by pani_k
Punched where exactly? Jaw, temple, nose, mouth? I'd take a hit though seeing as I box anyway but think that make it worse as I've got more of an idea exactly how much its going to hurt and going to do damage than a lot of others!
You've got no idea what a sucker punch off a beast heavyweight boxer feels like and your face would cave in like the rest IMO, I do boxing and jiu jitsu won't give you a titanium face...
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:30 PM
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no way there is a big chance he will kill you or you will be fucked for life not worth it.
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ad4m RST
You've got no idea what a sucker punch off a beast heavyweight boxer feels like and your face would cave in like the rest IMO, I do boxing and jiu jitsu won't give you a titanium face...
You are spot on with that mate have actually no idea what it feels like to get punched off a beast heavyweight been hit hard in the face before by my trainer who is a semi-pro heavyweight but probably at about 30-40% I'd say of his punching strength. That one punch could well kill you though, big risk of breaking your neck.
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:42 PM
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For £1,000,000 I'd take a right and a left hook off anybody, bring it on.

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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:45 PM
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I,d even suck chip off for a million quid
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Big-Dan
For £1,000,000 I'd take a right and a left hook off anybody, bring it on.

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Right and left hook off anyone mate? Either your face is made of steel or your neck is hydraulic
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil
Gloved or ungloved?
Ungloved there is a reasonable chance he would kill you if we are talking about a full power shot.
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:56 PM
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Ricky Hatton did some work with some university where they measured some of the puches he uses in his fights, one registered nearly half a ton of force at bought 30mph!!!!

Half a ton,at 30mph, in the face, clean!!!! FUCK THAT!!

Didnt they used to say being hit by tyson was like being hit with a sledgehammer at full tilt??
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by dannyblackpool
Ricky Hatton did some work with some university where they measured some of the puches he uses in his fights, one registered nearly half a ton of force at bought 30mph!!!!

Half a ton,at 30mph, in the face, clean!!!! FUCK THAT!!

Didnt they used to say being hit by tyson was like being hit with a sledgehammer at full tilt??

i also read this 4lb sledgehammer full on or summert
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 04:02 PM
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Tyson would hit now with about 1400lbs of force, that's like a 7-seater car hitting you at 35mph localised on your jawbone

Originally Posted by pani_k
That one punch could well kill you though, big risk of breaking your neck.
You're not wrong, and even if you weren't hurt too much at the time you'd have a glass jaw for life.
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"Come on Chubbs, line me up with your finest" .....................Maybe not!!
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LOL, good replies

Personally, i rekon he would kill you, or cause brain damage and/or serious disfigurement, in which case, £1m isn't going to help.

So i wouldn't do it!


EDITED ORIGINAL POST TO CLEAR UP THE QUESTION- HE'S UN-GLOVED.

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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 04:12 PM
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Im only 31 and wouldnt fancy spending the rest of my life having dinner through a straw , so i will pass !!!!

Thats really like asking " would you stick your head in the way of a car wing mirror thats doing 70 mph lol

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No way!

I like my cheek bones/jaw and brain (however little) working as is!
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Old Mar 7, 2010 | 04:15 PM
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LOL@ the tags

I might let him, but I'd check if it could kill me.
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Ungloved, no chance, its like asking would you let a car drive into your head
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Deffo a 100% no now just the look on his face in the first 10 secs of this vid would make most people shit there pants .....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce9gkzVk-Ek
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