I just said on MSN: HELP COLD WATER TANKS PISSING OUT WATER!!!!

and you go offline you coooont

 

hes off to check in his books how much he should charge for internet advice!!

 

Sorry Andy i was trying to fix my PC with Ranj

Right, where is my horse and cowboy outfit

 

probably in the wash for tomorrow ready for work!!

 

he has an emergency outfit for occations like this

 

Come on Andy, tell Uncle Mark your Plumbing problem then

 

he cant hes got fingers wedged in the holes and cant get to pc

 

can see it now reaching with his foot trying to type with toes


Sorry lets get serious

 

@ Danny

I have him on MSN flapping like a bird

 

Maybe he's trying to 'Fluff' it.

 

Water Water everywhere its coming from the ceiling

 

hes swimming and cant type


tiff the internet plumber


infact if he was to charge for his internet plumbing he would be a extreamly rich man, even richard branson would be emailing him for a tenner till the weather breaks

 

i bet by national day hes got a 1 carat diamond nose ring

 

@ Ginge

 

 

PMSL

Look at the MSN convo

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Mr.Manchester says:
gonan get stung?

TIFF-THE NAMES BOND, JAMES BOND....Wanna know the time says:
TBH not really, i would charge about

TIFF-THE NAMES BOND, JAMES BOND....Wanna know the time says:
probably £120

Mr.Manchester says:
fook me, i hope you were a mask when you rob em

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all sorted, eventually the PC floated past

water off till morning when i plumber comes, no water for me brew good job theres plenty of beer

cheers Tiff

 

oi dick turpin

 

Pete

Be carefull on Saturday when you come up, i will rob you

 

tiffy ...

you are the dandy highwayman

when i did outside repairs i used the name rhino vending ..

thick skinned and charge alot

i might end up surprising you at my costs

 

Stop typing and get looking for that Hose