Driving to work on Tuesday

Get to station, park up, get out, turn to the rear door to get coat to be faced with cow sxxt from roof to sill over door & rear quarter & its a RR so not low to the ground

Took about 5 mins to work out that i had been next to a cattle truck at the lights & one of the beasts obviously relieved itself from the top shelf

Lucky it was the rear as the front window was OPEN

So take note all you cabrio drivers Especially when the weather gets better You never know

Hope it means good luck for 2005 though

 

 

 

PMSL

 

I have

Was following a tractor pullin a trailer full of it. When sh!t loads fell out the back in a massive lump . From my front bumper to my tailpipe under the car was covered in it. I spent fookin hours cleaning under my car. My neighbours kept complaining about the smell aswell.

 

 

Bad luck M8
Had a seagull s**t through my open window once though went all over the seat belt and down the side of the seat fooken stunk and was a nightmare to clean.

 

hope it does mean good luck for you

 

 

 

I had a bird shite through open t-top

 

start of 2005 and uve been shat on

maybe u will have good luck as it wasnt the front window

 

Hope so Could do with a windfall

Mind you
Imagine how to explain to the boss that you`re going to be late in as covered in Tom Tit

I`d never live it down

 

dangerous............. are you sure the poo did'nt come from inside your range? perhaps the dog had a back fire?

 

 

Bring back memories does it Ian? Funniest thing is the concourse judge ran his hands through it!!

 

Shit man thats too close

 

Ha Morning Chunky & happy New year

Dont think Max had any involvement in this one

Recon he prefers your workshop