Mine is a CD cleaner thing to repair scratches. If my discs get bad I just re burn them.

Either that or a box of Celebrations. I dont eat sweets so they will probably sit for months then Ill bin them and use the tin for nuts and bolts in the garage

We have family coming this afternoon so something else may be recieved thats as bad.

Anyone got anything really pointless???

 

Send the celebrations my way.

Benni.

 

so far all i have is a top gear callender off my 12 year old , i dont see things getting any better lol, i just buy my own anyhow

 

lottery tickets or maybe a towel my brother got me thats 2 small to be of any use

 

Benni Im keeping the box though

 

big ern is it tha jml cleaner if it is i have got 1 they are no good what a waste of i tenner lol

 

Yeah nothing for me, tell people not to bother

 

A quids worth of lucky dip for last weekends lottery from the father in law the tight fisted git

 

a fuckin top gear pen off my lass ! when do i ever need to write !!!!!!!!!

 

well i had a few t-shirts and jumpers and i am an xl at biggest yet everyone has got me xxl and its all far to big

 

I have some cracking boxes here if you want them. Massive plastic protein tubs, twice the size of my head. Can send you one if you like, in exhange for the chocolate.

Benni.

 

a sqeezeable stig,dont know what i meant do wi that

 

amazingly not much pointless tat this year ,

two t shirts that have no fucking chance of fitting , two bottles of after shave ( even though i have loads and genrally dont wear it )


although the highlight has to be , my pimp new coat and clothes that do fit, my haynes mk 3 escort cup , some top gear tat ,



best of all , my" i owe you one rst carbon roofskin for the project" off the missus ,


have to order it in january , as she didnt know the suppliers contact details,

beef

 

i got a big cup which must hold about 1 litre of tea coffee. The mrs got 2 pairs of pj's which she wont were and a selection of soaps. Also she got a posh wine glass. She doesnu drink wine.

 

mine was a spot the stig book???wtf bit like wears wally thing lol,get used to mix filler on,best was a new 3m welding mask

 

pointless till it wins lol.......then you wont say that will you?


mine is probly a £1,000,000 note lol, funny but pretty pointless.......anyone wanna buy it, will sell it for £500,000 good profit there for sombody :P

 

mine was most of it.. FFS she bought me the complete only fools and horses collection... FFS its on ukgold all the time!!

got some cookie monster boxer that was boom!

 

my las got a dentist kit, got the tooth scraper, mirror on an arial thing, flos, toothpaste.

 

Well i think the granddad style under pants will be going back to M&S in the morning

 

wife bought me a pair of bucket seats
sweat shirt
socks
pants
inlaws got me clarksons dvd
my mum got me
b&q voucher £40
brother got me £20b&q voucher

so pretty damn good really

 

have to say my worst this year is tickets to Peter Kay next year....no wait thats probly my best spose the worst has to be a bottle of southern comfort,it aint gonna last long

 

My worst is a concrete/porcelain well boot money box. The foot had broken off. Still, had a nice picture of a duck on it, and the word "Honk"

 

Big bottle of JD from the grandparents in law. i didnt drink for seven years up untill april, and since then its been a couple of cans at most, which they know, so when im going to need a big ass bottle of JD is beyond me. always come in handy for me to give to someone as a present next year i suppose

 

my mam does the same to me every birthday and i dont drink anymore

 

i'd like 1 of them, im always pokin about in my gob

 

I only got 3 pressies, some beer, which is cool, some chocolate, which is cool, and Richard bloody Hammond's Top Gear uncovered, which was shite! I asked for Jeremy Clarkson's latest one!

 

I also got the haynes escort mug from my girlfriends mum and dad i love it, the only bad thing is its made me wana buy a mk3 escort.lol

 

Maybe Clarksons wasnt in the sale?

 

cough cough cough




:cry :

 

some shit chocolates

 

people saying lotto tickets....i got a stratch card & won £40

 

I got some trainer wipes of my bro , hard times

 

all my presents this year were very good apart from muppets pjmas and i dont wear pjmas

 

Lol at muppet pj,s lol.

 

My mrs got a box of cheapo glasses and crockery set from wilkinsons from her aunt to get us going in our new house. We moved here nearly 2 fucking years ago though so we've just about had enough time to get ourselves sorted out

 

squeeze it.

 

thats not a bad idea