Just found out my sister has emptied half my bottle of hugo boss and then topped it up with water on further notice my Lacost (spelling) has gone missing

Sooooooooo annoyed at her, buy your own goddamn stuff

 

pmsl at toping it up with water!

 

What did she do? Drink it?!

I'd beat the crap out of her if I was you mate. It's your sister so it's allowed

 

Go into her room and steal all her dungarees, doc martins, and KD Lang and Indiglo Girls CDs

 

Steve, or cut all her thongs with scisors at the crotch pmsl

 

Now that a fucking idea

 

Piss in her perfume.

 

Thats a better idea.... but she don't own any

 

does she wear mens cologne or do you wear womens perfume

 

RAN, the hint is in the word DYKE and MY first reply to this post...

https://passionford.com/forum/viewto...hlight=lesbian

 

Ah well,shit in her doc martins.