now i as hungry, alpha male goes on hunt in search of food



now usually as i got a chinesse next door to my house and i live in a rough area i usually look out me window till all the sighns of crack head ect are gone and leg it and collect my chinesse, now tongight i missed it ( slit eye fookers closed early )


anyway i was feeling brave and decided top venture out and see what else i can find for food , i dont usually leave the house when its dark as thats when ya get mugged ect round here


anyway i walked down the road and smelt food


looked and its a pizza place, looked a bit normal thoughnot pizza hut type thing, i venture in and have a look



its a pizza resturant and there chucking the pizza dough up in the air and slapping it on the table ect, theres music and a guy in there says welcome and brings me over a drink of some discription

anyway i got a bit caught up in the moment and i tried to read the menu, its in italian

anyway i sdearch for key words so i dont look like a un educated idiot

found chicken on one pizza and salami on the other pizza, i ordered em and they cuck more dough about and then after a short while i get 2 pizzas


now i never thought i wuld find that where i live but i have, fook me thats the place im getting food from every saturday



then i had to leave and go back into the ghetto and run home before i got kidnapped for my food


fooking nice too


what you all been upto tonight

 

fuck that i hope you got there delivery tel number ,so you dont have to go kamakazie again

 

they dont deliver


ill send the missus next time

 

its safe where you live man its the other side of the hill thats bad

 

what the other side of the hill is the posh part


even the black guys are scared here

 

PMSL ya big girl i use to walk up there at night to go pub

 

remember the other side is crouch end

im finsbury park , me and nikki are the only white people here, tescos is 24 hours and so is the off licence so i dont get broken into , being robbed means theres no glass to clean up after

 

Where the hell r u guys from

 

a safer place than tottenham

 

is just as bad m8 trust me i use to work and play there

 

Cheltenham u mean

Its safe rund here

 

crouch end


its all wine bars and bistros

all ya gotta worry about there is parking restrictions


when i was a kid that was one of me hangouts, used to go park road pool alot and me mate worked at fords there



name a wine bar in finsbury park , its all chicken shops



crouch end dont even have a tescos, its tesco local

 

i use to work at that ford place

ginge it is bad down there m8 you just have to look in the wrong places

 

nice little story,

 

Did u find the Middlesex meet in the end ginge?

 

it aint a story, i seriously have just ate the whole pizza ( and half the missus pizza too )




now what i diont understand is u cant seem to loose weight

 

yeah paul did, think ive been to all the pubs in where ever the meet was


got there and there was only 2 cars there too


soon picked up and the usualy faces arrived , will defo be going next week ( the right way )

 

Sound like a good place to eat but how the hell do you keep a cossie if its that bad up there!?

 

i was wondering that! must be kept somewhere else? or garaged?

 

nope outside me house, its a very black area, i got a dirty old sierra in black wheels


infront is a yellow bmw m3 cabrio, what would you nick

 

hahahahahaha ginge u crackl me up...lol my nan lives in hackney just round the corner to hackney marshes, propa rough area there, u fart in the wrong place and u get stabbed

 

make sure your nan has plenty of peptobismol then

 

hackney aint that far from here matey

 

pmsl @ this thread


Ginge - even the crackheads would look at you and get scared - they would be saying "here man, you can take my shit, it looks like you need it more than i do"

 

u r one funny dude

 

Pmsl, you dont get out too much do you

Most ppl know their area well n whats in it

 

pretty much what i was saying





i dont even like living here, to give a example of how bad it is im in central london, 5 min walk from finsbury park staton, thats 20 mins to central london by train max





my rent on a 2 bedroom flat off a mate missus






















200 quid a month , thats private rent too, should have seen the place when we moved in



no fooker and i mean no fooker wants to live here





exploring a place like this is done during the day ( with friends and a few big fook off dogs)


i work during the day , at night all i do is stick on me stab proof vest and get out em car and get in me flat



if theres no milk then we have black coffee

oh and we dont have a milkman either

 

move !!!!!!!!!!!

 

its cheap, i my garage cost me 60 quid a month

 

BAGDAD LOL

 

I've lived all over North & East London including Finsbury Park my whole life, don't consider it anywhere as bad as South London i.e. Peckham, only place that comes close North of the river is Dalston.

 

ive lived round here all me life too, true south london is different but finsbury park is almost as bad as dalston, trust me

i got mateses who live in dalston and alot of em are being moved out, where ya think there all moving too , woodbury down estate is just up the road

 

mind its not half as bad as kilburn/harlsden manor though, most of me best mates live there, fook living on his estate

 

move over to east london essex all ya gotta deal with is the bindi rudeys but give them a slap and they run away only thing u gotta worry about while wondering round at nite is bein attacked by a drunken essex birds..........not such a bad thing

 

Whats a bindi rudey?

 

asian kids that act like gangsters listening to bungra rap music out of theyre blacked out drug dealer cars ilford full of em!