As above just really slow thanks

 

whoah there m8,dont try download any programs to clear your pc,it will just make it worse,if you wanna do it its not hard,il help u if you want

 

cut down on the porn downloads

 

try CCleaner, clears most also defrag etc

 

http://www.filehippo.com/download_ccleaner/

Superb little programme, ive used it for years, one thing to take note of though, if you just install it and run it, it will delete alot of shit but one of those things is cookies which will mean it will clear ALL your saved passwords/usernames for websites, so make sure you either remember them all OR, go into the settings and UNTICK cookies and then it wont touch any of that.

But anyway, run that and tell us how much space it frees up

Other thing to do, go into control panel then "add remove programmes", from here just uninstall anything you do use/need.

Lastly assuming your using win xp, click start bar, then "run" and type in "msconfig" and then click on startup tab, and these things are programmes which load up automatically with windows when you switch the pc on, so have a look and untick anything you dont need as soon as the pc starts up, for example itunes etc. Some are obvious i.e msn, yahoo, but if theres something which you have no idea just google it and it will tell you.

Do all of that and you should find its abit better, if its still slow might want to look into your antivirus and checking you dont have any nasties in there.

 

ccleaner will not do most of what i suspect is making it slow,although it will help.it is best do it manually i will guide u step by step how to make ur pc work faster than when you first got it,without losing stability,overclocking etc.
and il do it for free m8 lol everything is reversible its a piece of piss

 

you can set CCleaner to keep passwords.

 

Post whatever it is you have to say here for us all to see then, id like to know what your suggestion is.

 

http://www.malwarebytes.org/mbam.php the free version works well you dont need the pro active scanner

works wonders as does CC http://www.filehippo.com/download_ccleaner/

 

Cheers for that people, I cant stop watching porn, i dont have a girlfriend

 

boothy dont go downloading a load of programs to get rid of your unwanted crap,it will make it worse.

i just did a post about how to do it and it timedout and didnt post lol.
i will do it now and copy it before i post so if it timesout i wont have to do it again.
wont be too long

 

bin your PC and buy a MAC

 

1stly you want to do a virus scan with avg anti-virus,they are the best,no matter what anyone says,
2nd.you want to do a spyware/malware check.use avg anti spyware for this.
3rd.you want to run a adware scan.use adaware for this.

the above programs are free and tried and tested as i have done this over 20 times to pcs and laptops running vista and xp.

4th go to start,control panel,system,advanced,performance, and click on adjust for best performance.
this will make your taskbars etc go back to old school taskbars,but you can change them back without losing responsiveness.

5th then go to start control panel,add/remove programs,get rid of whatever you dont use.

6th go start,run,msconfig hit enter,then startup,untic anything which says software in the key which will be all of it,then apply.it will say restart computer but deny.

*there are also services that slow down your pc and enable access for hackers etc.on the majority of pcs i can get into it from the password screen in 5 secs even if i dont no ur password.no joke
i will instruct u by pm if you want to do any of these,its very beneficial for you but dont want anyone just clicking here and there and messing shit up and blaming me.

7th you want to go start,run,regedit,double click HKEY CURRENT USER,then CONTROL PANEL,then DESKTOP,the find menushowdelay and change the value from 400 to 0,then ok/apply.

after this,restart your computer,u may notice its slower loading up wen it comes back on,this is just the pc getting used to the new configuration.when the desktop loads up again it will have a box saying youve messed with a windows utility etc.just tick the box and ok it.then restart your computer again.
once it has started up again you will see a massive decrease in the amount of time your pc takes to do things.

THIS DOES WORK I HAVE DONE IT TO OVER 20 PCS AND LAPTOPS,ONE WAS A BRAND NEW £700 HD ACER ASPIRE 6930G LAPTOP FROM PC WORLD AND IT WAS FUCKED,RUNNING 1 PROCESSOR WHEN IT WAS DUAL CORE,AND 1 GIG OF RAM WHEN IT HAD 3 GIG.ONCE I SORTED THIS,AND DID THE ABOVE IT FLEW AND USED FAR LESS THAN VISTA WAS MENT TO USE ON IDLE.

any queries dont hesitate to ask.

hope this helps

jamie

 

Holy fuck il have a go 2mro mate my head is up my arse cheers for that.....



Pardeep: I have a laptop Dont have desktop

 

itl take bout 4 hours all in m8 but most of that is the programs runnin the scans,when you can go an have a brew etc.while its scannin.
seriously do it m8,i guarantee itl work,if you have any probs just pm me im always online.
ok bud

 

Good man

 

Just thought i better add that in since i done most of above then anti virus software wouldnt come on on start up!!

 

then just re tick it in the msconfig startup program and itl work fine m8

 

Yeah thankfully i figured that out as soon as i clicked restart lol but just a heads up to anybody else wanting to try it

TBH no difference for me really but i always keep on top of things anyway with de frag etc etc as there's nothing worse than a slow pc!!!!

CheeRS

 

m8 microsoft have embedded so much shit in your computer to make it slow just so that you have to buy new ones once a year or whatever.
mine is all speeded up etc as above + morre but is 8 year old laptop with a pentium 4 2.8ghz processor and 512mg of ram but it runs quicker than my mates dual core with more ram.just goes to show

 

Ha mines is an old pentium 4 3.0ghz with 1g ram lol

My above statement is actually untrue about no change really upon firther investigation i.e running a few apps,going into pic folders etc it loads everything up sooooooo much faster.

Mega cheers for that

 

no worries m8 @ snedboy, i can probably make it even quicker and safer for you aswel,above was a really basic quick way to speed it up.theres loads more i can tell you to make your net quicker,and word load up quicker and keep u safer from hackers,
ha uve got a better spec than mine lol

 

and you will get better results if you do all sneds not just some of em m8 lol

 

how do you download that? step by step for a internet thicko please,i tryed doing it but it hasnt cleared fuck all,no history or owt,and my anti virus out of date and that wont update now,fooking computers

 

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How do you download it? sounds like you have downloaded it but dont know how to work it?

All you do is start the programme and then click on "run cleaner" at the bottom of the window, and it will take anything from 1 min to 5mins depending on if you have ran this before or never done any maintenance on your pc.

For anti virus what are you using now?

 

By the way jamie great advice, all stuff i was aware of but i think most of it is beyond the average pc user who only knows how to turn it on and off and browse the net, hence why i didnt go into that much detail, but if they fuck anything up they know who to blame







Joking chap they should be alright with that

 

Many thanks Jamie,great results here!!!!.Will it work with vista?.

 

yes pretty much all of it.

 

yes it will all work with vista,
thanks for the comments guys,i like to help,for all those that have pmd me i will be in touch soon,just been busy.
cheeRS
jamie

 

OMFG how can any one expect to take your serious with that statement AVG is easily thee worst avg you can install on your system and there detection rate is a joke at best.

You havent mentioned any thing about removing registry files when uninstalling programs that get left over, whys that? Thats a cause of your system slowing down! Most you have mentioned in your points can easily be done with ccleaner and takes all of 5mins to do instead the 4 hours you quoted lol

 

agreed avg is wank, avira pisses over everything at the mo closely followed by the new microsoft beta, he needs to go in regedit and clean the crap out of there but no really for a novice

 

i stopped using avg when it got bloated with stuff i didnt need.

Now used Avast for about a year, its great and i havent got a virus yet

 

I didnt say anything because i didnt want to start an argument, but you have just said it

 

Ditch Avast for Avira as there detection rate beats most paid for anti virus software

 

think i managed it the over night but it wiped loads of stuff off and hasnt got any faster,and not got a clue what a antivirus its using,i dont know how to do owt sept turn it on and off