im really bored so i may as well tell of my mates adventure on tuesday night!
The night started of quite mildly about 9pm... we were a little late out as we had played badminton ( ) and unfortunately had had no tea! over the next 2 hours we consumed numerous litres of larger.. (£1 a pint, isnt too bad as long as you dont mind having the shits the next day! ) and then moved on to a club.. alcohol was flowing and it was sooo cheap! my mate was sticking to labbats ice and i was by now drinking alco pops!
another mate and myself then had the INGENIOUS idea of mixing fire ice and vodka together.. we just needed a test subject... therefore i voluneered my other mate... who proptly threw it down his neck (thinking it was just fire ice ) we waited ten mins to see the effects!
sufice is to say hea little merry so we bought him another two... a further 5 mins down the line he was FUCKED he could barely stand... his eyes were all over the show and he was sluring badly!
he soldiered on till the end of the night however.. surviving on alco pops!
as we left the club i had to drag him out however he decided he needed his coat.. so proptly fucked back off inside..
i thought fuck this and went and got in the taxi with the others!
we got home.. and rung him.. this was about 3 am.. he answered but was in corerent.. we kept trying to aks him where he was.. the only rely we got was.. 'im soooooo pished...' he repeated this about 5 times.. then said.. 'oh fuck ive just fallen over' put the phone down on him.. thought no more of it...
in the morning i get up about 8.30 as i have a physio appointment.. hmmm my mate wasnt back yet! after having a shower etc.. he trundles in at 9am!!!!
i was like where the FUCK have you been.. he seriously looked like he had been dragged thru a hedge or slept under a bush!
he said 'ive been walking... trying to get home...' i was like.. 'WHAT...? youve been walking for 7 hours! '
'yea..im fucked goin bed'
it turns out he had got lost.. (dont know how he walks that way EVERY DAY) in his stupidity he had ended up 3 miles out of the way... again in his drunken stupour.. he decided to take a 'short cut' lol 2 hrs later he was treking down a country road.. he continued down here for an hour before seeing a sign and realising he was going the wrong way!!! so he turned back! another hour back... he asked the dustman where he was and how he got back to crewe... EVENTUALLY he was on the right track after treking thru peoples gardens in the early hours.. lost on a random estate..
as he came onto the home straight he was passing children going into school!
Poor fucker!
anyway he pretty much slept all of yesterday.. and he feet looked like they are going to fall off!
we worked it out that he had walked approx 20-25 miles.. in the time as he says he didnt stop and was propper treking. judging by the distance from point to point i reckon it aint far off!

Anyone else got and stupid drunk stories to share! ?
Phil

 

pmsfl sick coonts lolol

 

LMAO Gutted




Mate after 1 1/2 hours in Ibiza, was there for rest of night, Thought he was dead so sprayed him with water, he moved so must have been alive so everyone went back out on Piss.



Same bloke and another mate passed out, Unfortunatly for them in a room with other pissed people and a big black perminet marker

 

fpmsl

 

Very drunk stories happen every week nearly, lemme think of some funny ones.

PhilM can tell you about the state of me when he picked me up off the A40 at about 4am after my attempt to walk the 10miles home from a night out in glos was aborted.
Soaking wet and covered in mud from head to toe, covered in cuts Took me about 30mins to climb the embankment to the train track i was so pissed, it was pitch black and pissing down, almost every step id fall face first into either barbed wire or a water filled ditch
I was only walking as i was so pissed when i left the club i had no sence or direction and walked halfway to the forest of dean (even tho i was in the town centre and jus had to walk 5mins to the bus station) before i realsised so ran back and missed the coach home

Last time i went to glos we got a taxi back but i felt sick n told him to let me out so id walk the rest, not realiseing i got about 5miles to go In the end as i was too fucked to walk, a police car turned up (it was middle of nowhere) and took me home, i expected the cells, but fair play

Or on one of my birthdays drank 25quids worth of kamikazis when it was 50p a shot, next thing i remember was being woke by a beeping taxi as i was asleep in the road outside the club at the end, then bit later pimp slapping some fat bird who spat in my face, then going to sleep outside the library and waking up the next morning with people walking to work all around me and one of my mates still asleep there with all his money n phone n shit jus all over the pavement

One xmas we got so destroyed i dont think any of us lasted past about 10pm in the club, i remember being thrown out for ripping a poster off the wall or somthing, anyhow i decided to walk home, got to about 10.30pm and id got about 200m House is only 20mins away normally. Fell asleep on a wall there. Woke up about midnight n walked another way into town, then remember nothing till 2am and i was on the other side of town this biird i knew n some random people, so decided to walk home again, saw my mates outside KFC, but fell flat on my face putting a front tooth clean thru my bottom lip, pissing with blood my mates thought these kids that were standing nearby did it, and launched em all

Went out for mates birthday n had a limo, one of our mates made him stop at an offie n bought a crate of sidekicks (them shooters) had all 28 of them and a whole botltle of aftershock, then carried on the rest of the night out clubbin.
Didnt see him after about 1am but the next morning we drove round his at 7am to pick him up to go to Santapod and hid dad comes out and goes "NO! Hes NOT here! And dont you EVER come round here again!" we had no idea why, but it turned out he had to do go hospital and get his stomach pumped

After clubbin one time a mate decided to climb some scafoling of a building in town, he fell off from the 2nd floor n landed head first I thought he was dead, he was just sparco on the floor and blood pissing out, about 20secs later just as i was bout to call an ablulance, he gets up, and goes "Lets go home" and limps all the way home covered in blood

Mates 21st in cardiff was mad from start till end, but we was out there from 12.30pm till 4.30am, averaged 400quid spent each, tho i think prob 200quid each was in the Fantasy Lounge
Wheelchair bound welsh rugby fan starting on us- no need for violence, jus push him into the lift and close the door , game of "smash the pastic pint glasses into each others faces", and finished it off with a nice sleep on the grass outside cardiff castle

Then there more minor ones like the giant fire extinguiser fights (steal em from tesco ) and climbing onto the roof of Boots in town (its 4 storeys high but theres a way of getting up there) and causing a "scene"

And when we was lil 14y/o roughnecks it was a almost weekly occurance to fall asleep over the school playing field on a fri/sat night and wake up about midday the next day in the rain

 

"no need for violence, jus push him into the lift and close the door"

 

I nearly died when I read that!!!!!

 

some great storys there sounds like you have a good time out!!

once my mate had 5 shots of sambuka and was sick 10 times after, was fucked for the rest of the nite

was playing bottle football on the way home one nite with some mates, go 2 tackle my mate and kick his foot instead wel in the morin his big toe was black turns out i broke it