its fuckin horrid

 

is it a food based accident?

 

looks like a eye lmfao! or some sort of eyebrow lol!

 

It's a bird with a very fucking hairy face. Possibly the bearded lady.

I reckon it's either conjunctivitis or jizz.

 

yeahh go for the eye approach it has to be.

 

i didn't know what the uck it was either, so obviously the first thing to do was take a pic before heading down to the hospital to get it looked at

apparently it's an infection, possibly due to me not being well

i've been given some cream to put in it overnight and it was cleaned up

but fuck me i thought i was going to go blind but it's not unusual and have been told to keep it clean with warm water and cotton wool if it starts to build up again

to be fair though, at least they didn't call me the blue peter tortoise

 

sick!

 

You've got lovely long eyelashes.

 

Looks like sperm to me.....

 

OUCH looks painful!

 

asked the mrs to go and get me some eye drops and she asked for what sort she shoudl get
"optrex ones"
10 minutes later she's raedy to go and she said "just to make sure, you want some optimax right?"

i'm dreading what she's going to come back with

 

Did you get your 'optimax?'

 

Ewwwww
PMSL @ the tag

Dan

 

No she came back with 5 litres of V power
said they don't do optimax anymore
Dojj hope it gets better soon

Paul

 

optrex for infected eyes
used twice
still hurts like a needle in the eye though

i may post up another pic tomorrow

 

Get one now! Im intrigued!

 

I'll get my coat

 

 

Dojj, do you know whats caused it yet? Still looks mega weepy!

 

ouch sorry mate looks mean
hope you get better

 

 

conjuntiveitus(spelling)??? my girl had this a few weeks ago and i got a upper respeitory tract infection apparently its all connected

Paul

 

thats some serious pink eye Dojj.

 

it's like pulling bits of bacon out of my eye

we think thatwhen my daughter got something similar a few weeks ago she probably picked it up from nursery
then she was ok after about a week
then last weekend my wife came down with it, so we used the same stuff the doctor prescribed to my daughter
seemed to work and she got better by about wednesday
then wednesday night junior starting displaying the same symptons so we got the medicene out for him to
and thrusday afternoon i came down with it as well
juniors has cleared up now but mine is still the crusty version, hopefully i 'll be able to go to work tomorrow

junior still wants to be a pirate though

 

got to make sure that your ahands are clean or it comes back very quick. cross infection is also done easy. As easy as using the same towel to dry your hands.

 

i think that's why i've got in both eyes

still, could be worse