In the garden on the laptop in the sun, working. Not a problem. All's good.

Bar the loud foul mouthed pikey couple 2 doors down who have spent the last hour shouting at their little bastid kid. No consideration for the neighbours and no shame on themselves.

Like living next door to the Clampetts.

 

Shoot them all?

 

kick him in the bollox

 

Seriously thinking about both options !!!!

 

Loud hailer - upstairs window, scream 'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JOBLESS CUNTS!' at them?

 

Kidnap the kid and sell him on ebay.

I'll even start the bidding at £20 if he doesn't eat much and can wash cars.