Crackers.....what did you get in yours....
Dec 25, 2008 | 03:44 PM
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Crackers.....what did you get in yours....
Dec 25, 2008 | 03:46 PM
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Haven't eaten yet, and tbh its only me my dad and mum this year, so probably won't have crackers.
Dec 25, 2008 | 03:51 PM
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got one of them curling up fish fortune teller thingy lol
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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From: England
A great sense of dis-appointment
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:06 PM
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From: Under the Missus ( . )( . )
I got a pair of nail clippers lol
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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From: Liverpool
A mirror, but broke that when i looked into it.
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:10 PM
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From: Brierley Hill
Not having crimbo dinner today, was about to put the beef joint in which will take 2hrs 10 mins with resting (not me you coonts), so gonna hve it tomorrow
Start early, have got about 50 bottles of stella, 16 cans of lager, 10 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of magners, a bottle of sherry and a bottle of southern comfort.
After drinking that lot, the beef roast will prolly be the last thing on my mind
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:10 PM
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Shorty
A mirror, but broke that when i looked into it.
You mean you managed to fit your ears into the reflection!!!
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:14 PM
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You mean you managed to fit your ears into the reflection!!!
Oh god know, would need some fucking mirror for that!
Also got a variety of SHITE jokes, for example...
Why did the farmer drive over his field in a steam roller?
Cause he wanted mash potatoe.
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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From: The North
Miniature domino's
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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Which American woman has been married the longest.....
.....Mrs Sippi!!
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:20 PM
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Which American woman has been married the longest.....
.....Mrs Sippi!!
Oh dear.
The worst thing is i laughed at that one.
Too many Vodka Redbulls!
Dec 25, 2008 | 04:56 PM
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How do you know ur girlfriend is too young for you?
Dec 25, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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How do you know ur girlfriend is too young for you?
misses to eat?????
Dec 25, 2008 | 05:35 PM
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From: telly tubby land
a pen, credit card holder and couldnt work out what the rest were
Dec 25, 2008 | 05:54 PM
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a pull back and go car
Dec 25, 2008 | 05:56 PM
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
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Nail file, nail clippers, keyring sewing kit, corkscrew etc etc
Dec 25, 2008 | 05:59 PM
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Charlie Chalk
Haven't eaten yet, and tbh its only me my dad and mum this year, so probably won't have crackers.
Didn't have any
, So i'm going to make it up what I got.
....a russian midget
Dec 25, 2008 | 06:19 PM
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From: Darlington county durham
Following opening my normal presents i didnt want to further disappoint myself by opening crackers!!!! Mind you, the cracker presents would probably be more useful!!!
Dec 25, 2008 | 06:27 PM
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From: upside down in a field
the dna test results to determine the father of the baby....no wait....that was eastenders. we got shitty little plastic toys in ours.
Dec 25, 2008 | 07:59 PM
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From: Hartlepool
A shoehorn & a tape measure
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