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spurs have got less points than a fork 
and officially we are the worst team in top flight ever at this moment with an average of 0.25 points per game, as opposed to derby who managed 0.29 points per game
and officially we are the worst team in top flight ever at this moment with an average of 0.25 points per game, as opposed to derby who managed 0.29 points per game
Last edited by dojj; Oct 22, 2008 at 07:45 AM. Reason: forgot the punchline lol
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whats the difference between spurs and a tooth pick?
nothing, they've both got 2 points
when do spurs kick off?
every 20 minutes
i was playing scrabble and was ecstatic when i had enough letters to speel out tottenham hotspur
i was gutted when i found out it was only worth 2 points
etc
nothing, they've both got 2 points
when do spurs kick off?
every 20 minutes
i was playing scrabble and was ecstatic when i had enough letters to speel out tottenham hotspur
i was gutted when i found out it was only worth 2 points
etc
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From: CRAWLEY
Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session,
comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how
impressive the pitch is looking.
"It ought to," replied the groundsman
"We put 70 million quid's worth of shit on it every week."
comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how
impressive the pitch is looking.
"It ought to," replied the groundsman
"We put 70 million quid's worth of shit on it every week."
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From: IRELAND
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
because he was making us into a better team
levy and the directors seem to want to keep spurs in the bottom half of the table yet still look as if there is potential
probably waiting for a rich arab to come and take the whole club off his hands
levy and the directors seem to want to keep spurs in the bottom half of the table yet still look as if there is potential
probably waiting for a rich arab to come and take the whole club off his hands
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