There was a guy who had a Fox, a Chicken, and a bag of Grain. He
had to cross a river to get back home, but he could only take one
item with him at a time. He could only take the fox, or the grain,
or the chicken. Well, if you leave a chicken and a fox on one side
of the river while taking the bag of grain across, the fox will
eat the chicken, same thing with the chicken and the grain. Can't
leave those two alone or the chicken will eat the grain.

How do you get them all across the river safely?

 

Take the chicken first and come back.
Get the grain, take it accross and take the chicken back with you.
Leave the chicken and take the fox and come back.
Get the chicken.

 

what he said ^

 

OK...................... Thats that then

 

take the chicken....then come back and get the grain....take the chicken back with you to get the fox....leave the chicken....take the fox over with you....come back alone...get the chicken you left the other side.




Edit : Bugger.

 

lmao.

 

pmsl!

to easy Mark.

 

If it makes you feel better Tiff, i couldn't work it out.

 

I should of said...............

What phone giant are offering THE best deal out there at the minute

 

I didn't bother working it out, I googled it.
There's clever, then there's really clever you see....

 

 

The thing is if he had a fox it would have to be in a carrier of some sort, otherwise it'd just run off. Foxes do that see. Also a chicken will eat about a cup of grain in a day max, (I know, I've got one!) so it wouldn't matter if the chicken was left with the grain really.

So the answer is that it you can take them over in any order you want.

 

Then there's google.

 

The chicken was frozen from Iceland, job done, do what the fuck you like.

Bet he gets fleas of Fox piss on him trying to carry that around tho.

Amen

 

What's 'fleas of Fox piss'?

 

Nor me, i resorted to chucking the lot in the river and hoping they follow you, with the grain under one arm

 

Remember this question being in an episode of THE OFFICE.
Gareth said " take the grain first and put the chicken on a wall."lol

 

a new scent by fred west

like cream of chicken soup, just as a perfume.

or possibly a typo.

 

brain teaser?

tho i suppose the average PF IQ will struggle with this one!

 

Christ Mark i thought id gone back to the 90's then its that OLD

 

thick cunt's, just use the bridge

 

Heres one for you guys:

A man is flying over africa and his plane crashes. He survives and begins to try and get to civilisation. He knows his rough location and he knows that there are 2 tribes in the area. He comes across a fork in the road, a tribesman stands at the fork.

His knoledge tells him that 1 of the tribes always tells the truth and will help him to get to freedom. However the other tribe always lie and are canibals, thus will eat him.

What question does he ask the tribesman to reach salvation?

Hope that made sense lol.