I've PM'd at least two mods (cant remember who offhand) and mentioned it in the last post about big signatures, but there is still at least one user on here sporting this signature......



It tips the scales at 1,862,664 bytes, which is a little over the 25,000 byte limit I think (like 700%!!) and I do certainly notice threads that have it in load much slower.

I don't want to publically name the user, but I'll give you a clue.....

34265.

 

fucking grass

 

Grass. Find something better to do with your time.

 

Don't you start, you're 700 bytes over!!

 

twat according to my machine your sig is 66bytes over

 

 

taken. LOL.

 

Christian, why not spend your time earning money to pay off that huge mortgage you keep bleating about rather than acting as the unofficial Sig Police.

Alternatively if you want to enhance the mood of PF greatly please post more pics of Miss Pottymouth in her bikini, that way people will have something nice to look at when their browsing experience is slowed down by these HUGE signatures.

Or kill two birds with one stone and convert your signature to a fetching montage of said lady in bikini so that at least people will feel better when reading your moaning.

 

in the cp i have switched them all off so i don't see any of your silly sigs

 

How about not.

I don't think the mods will deny that they appreciate help from users in assisting them to run the forum smoothly.

Without people pointing out stuff like grossly oversized signatures, this forum would probably grind to a halt, hence why they introduced the rule in the first place. That's certainly what has been suggested in the past anyway.

 

Christian is only having a laugh. Something few and far between these days on PF. Neil, get off your high horse

 

 

indeed a lot of high horses on this site recently which are not tuv approved

 

I would but its tooooo high, can someone lend me an oversized signature to step down on to.

 

Yeah but my high horse has my arse approval and it feels QUICK !!

Obviously I cant give you and exact High-Horse-Power figure, because it hasnt been run on a calibrated Dyno

 

APT not got a lot of work on today then

 

Damn those paying customer, they can wait !

There's big sigs to be found and the perpetrators brought to book

 

i wouldnt like to do a bank job with you christian
as said above find something better to do with your time
bathroom tile post perhaps..................

 

Not true actually, sitting here working on our new website, just popped over here for a looksee, as I do sometimes take a break.

That OK with you?

 

I think my new sig inside the size limitations.

 

neil i currently have a phone line fault and am at dial up speeds so fuck the big sigs off

 

Funny how its the non-contributors that are moaning.

 

Dial-up? That went out with the Carburettor, didn't it?

 

yes officer.

 

christian

you dont have to justify yourself mate fuck em!

 

Exactly, you would have thought he would have got the message when not one but TWO TUV Approved Moderators ignored him.

 

noone cant hear us mate.. we aint payed our 20 quid lol

 

+1

 

I dont need to pay 10 or 20 quid whatever it is to see pics of birds...

 

Not everyone pays Gold membership to see the Mens Room.

 

same here , loads alot quicker as well

 

lol read what i posted
LINE FAULT
CURRENTLY AT DIAL UP SPEEDS
i am not on a dial up

 

I think I should be paid to post on here purely for my one liners

 

LOL.

 

+ 2

LOL catz on le internets !!

 

Ah, you're finally updating it then?

The bit about Gary deciding to buy the Evo because it would be more practical and "better behaved on a day-to-day basis"...

 

PMSL. Yes. But I'm trying to teach myself web-design along the way, so it's been a long process.

 

Juddging by this post you are on the chapter called 'Images and how to resize them'

 

Line fault ? READ : My Ex-wife took half my bandwidth

 

Fooking hell, are you Mystic Meg?