bath, what a shithole
is there a level bit of this quaint little hamlet or is it all up and down 1 in 2 hills?

stavros, do i stil consider him a bit of a pillock?
don't think so considering the amount of sensible posts he's made over the past few months
and reading a copy of redline, he's actually quite a cheerfull chappie

aren't the roads wonderfull?
loads of sunshine and not a lot of traffic, are the schools out already?

relentless, the new redbull?got me fizzy after only drinking half a can in the afternoon, hence, posibly, this post

 

wtf

 

take it you didnt have a lot on today!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Its all good

 

lol Dojj. You do amuse me. Have you thought about wrestling and if its fake or real?

 

that new coke redbull is abit shite i recken

 

 

tastes like cheap blue stripe cola to me

 

had absolutly LOADS on today, hence needing to go to bath

i should have had a sherpa with me as some of them mountains are a fair bit steep

and seeing as i've just finished work and have yet to put up the "what sort of cunt do they think i am?" post i think that the best thing to do now is watch the apprentice

 

something else i've been pondering this day:

usher

he sounds really good when he sings, but why does he always look like he's trying to have a dump when he's singing?

there's passion and then there passion, do you think he's got piles?

 

I live about 10 mins from bath, there are some fantastic roads around the perimeter, you just need to find them

 

Stick it up your bum, Bath's cool!

 

I hate the people in this town and the wank drivers with a passion!


I have been very calm in recent months though, maybe it's winning me over. Hope not!!




Hang on, i went to the chippy last night (new one) and STILL no fuckin' gravey!!!

The hatred is ignitied once again!

 

No gravy for chips, thats just not on !

I have the same problem in london, and they have not grasped the concept of cheesy chips down here either

 

Gravy with Chips is a no no, unless its with a nice bit of gammon steak too

Cheesy chips are LOVELY though

 

for the size of it, it's not exactly big enough for town status
is it?
more like village or outpost or the like

and gravey on chips?
has your civilisation not evolved to greater things to smoother your chips with?

such as salt?
vinegar?
tomato sauce?
chilli sauce even?

 

You got to have gravy with chips ! Its a northern thing

 

i thought they were coming across all welsh and thinking that chips were made from sheep

 

What? Bath is a city!! And it is rather large.....

 

LOL- it is indeed a city, but dont really know how,
its not large rich.. not even compaired to Cardiff. which is still nothing compaired to Birmingham or Manchester!

i reckon you could fit 6-8 city of baths' in manchester lol.

as for it being a shithole.. IF you think that, then you must come from a VERY nice place! lol

 

its a city because it has a cathedral

If neston had a cathedral, it'd be called the city of neston

 

now i thought it was a southern thing? allways got chips and a bowl of gravy down southend sea front in the big chippy!


Maybe its an English thing

 

Bath is the SHITTEST place on the planet.

Utterly wank place full of inbred cunts and other such mogoloids.

Its not small but its not big, average sized town, not as big as even Swindon etc.

Relentless is way better than Redbull, its mint.

 

Maybe is it an english thing then

 

i've had the priveliege, i think, of having been to bath at least 5 times in my life

once a month for work is fine, but any more than that would require a sizeable increase in my salary

calling it a shithole might be over egging it a little, but it's old and crap, and with mountains on all sides, plus there are bits of water all over the place from where it leaks from the walls and stuff

strange