OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Just had a customer of mine in to order his X6, and he pulls up in his R8... after ive finished the order he hands me the keys and says ''wanna take it for a drive?''

HELL YEAH!

*swoon* what an awesome car...... awesome awesome awesome..... sounds the daddy!!

And he's already ordered his 700bhp diesel version!!!!

 

sounds like you probably left a wet mark on the seat

Awesome cars by all accounts though, but sadly im not pretty enough to get given anyone's keys like that

 

probably the same as he left on her chair while she was test driving

 

 

Spiky!! You men always have to add a sexual connotation to everything dont you!

 

 

lip gloss?

..........................................hold back

 

Er NO!

 

im behind with evo magazine and reading the COTY issue. It said there would be a V10 but NO diesel R8??

 

Am sure the v10 is a diesel.

Pretty sure i seen it in the paper the other day. Unveiled at the Detroit motor show(don't hold me to it if it's wrong tough lol)

 

I thought it was a V12?!

 

evo deffo said v10 based on the RS4 version

 

ooops

 

V12 diesel in 2010, i belive, read it in the in gear pull out sunday, 5.9 500bhp

 

so whats the 700bhp diesel then? or have i just made that up?

 

hmmm the rs4 is a v8

im off to research!

 

customer, who said hes getting one, lied a little

Probably audi havent released any figures, and its what every magazine makes up

 

http://www.worldcarfans.com/6070404....-rs-8-and-rs-6

detuned gallardo engine?

 

all about the RS6 tho V10 5.0 twin turbo

they should just stick that in the r8

 

a different V degree angle too

 

They did....

and they kept overheating and catching on fire at the Ring!

 

oh i remeber seeing pics of that on here,would have been about the same time as the ring trip last year wasnt it?

 

Typical woman - it's 737lb ft and 500 bhp . V12, 6 litre engine using technology used in their Le Mans winning car .

 

apparently she is anything but typical, lol

 

Man that R8 is a good looking car

Heard Gordon Ramsay the lucky coont got given one for fuck all !!!

He can well afford one without the need to be given one !!!

 

Yeah thats right, it was burnt out by showboat, and rumour had it that the test driver died, which im sure was as untrue as most of the ring rumours of death

 

So are you buying an R8 then Porkie ????

Whats the spec on them and how much ??????

 

Ah i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chip-3Door

 

Porkie is on the phone to audi at the moment to see if they will do him a good deal on a matching "his and hers" pair of A8's for valentines day

 

Why, when Maria likes R8s

 

Mike, I know, I did tell him this, its no wonder he hasnt got a bird, he keeps forcing them into "A" when its not what they want

 

haha well spotted. i missed it

you forgot the

ps any joy mr bird??

 

My sales manager just walked in and caught the tale end of Chips sig....


for gay sex call jaycos....

 

See above your post my sheepish little friend, I was merely leading the predictable Mr Rainbird into setting up yet another Anal sex joke on PF, as I know he isnt capable of rising above pointing out a spelling error

Speak of anal, what noises do you make when you are receiving it?

 

yeah yeah

 

Thought it might be

 

So did Christian Bale and Heath Ledger (RIP- ) as my friend met them when they were in london filming batman 2 last year

Why is it the rich people get all the free stuff

 

Sucks doesnt it!!!

 

a friend of mine canceled his order on the R8 before everyone drove it! hes gutted now

 

DOH!