enjoyed myself

had a good few blasts on the way there/back

even gave YUM360 a run for his money (well, he overtook me at about TWICE my speed whilst i was flat out ) good to see the usual croud, and good to meet some new faces

oh, and i got to give nikki my small cock too

 

 

what hapeneing with yours now mate, getting fixed?

 

Good nite bit nippy though!!

 

did she just feel a little tickle then

 

wasnt bad prefered the maccy 'ds meet on the way home was a laugh there especially whenm i nicked the broom and swept the drive thru ( had to be there)

had 115 mph out of the mondeo 4 up down the a127 and kept up with nikki into wickford ok she had the edge when she went into 2nd

nice to see all of the usual suspects

 

ahh nuts, wish I could have gone.

And jim.... you being a perv then... small cock you shouldn't admit things like that on a forum.... ok giving Nikki one IS something to brag about.... but you having a small cock???? You have no shame lad.

 

yep
there woz more people in maccy D's then the halfway house!

 

wtf is pervy about giving someone a small cock? hell, i think it even got swallowed

 

i can confirm she didnt waste a drop mate slurped it all

 

twas a good nite. Dont think it was rocket rons skyline we saw although it sounded wicked off the tolls. When were u flat out jim?

 

it was a more of a laugh at mc'dys grant does a great impression of a mcdonalds worker

even got the limp just right

always good to meet more peeps and have a laugh

x x x

 

I enjoyed last despite getting there late and having to come a way again pretty early.

On the plus side the missus drove so I managed to sink a couple of pints and meet some new people.

 

It's far too early to make sarcy comments. so I won't.

 

wot time did u get home paddy

 

bout half midnight not too bad but I think that coffee had a laxative in it mate

 

oh dear

 

tell me about it dude. I think I got to sleep about 2:30

I feel like some large mans interfered with me.

 

That's just wrong on so many levels.

 

lovely paddy. Merry christmas mate. PMSL

 

That was probably the funniest thing I have seen for a long time. What time do you start working there grant.

Was a good night but as most said preferred the maccyd's afterwards.

 

got a interview at 11 they said it was just procedure as i already have secured the job its wicked i get fed and get my own special uniform and get to sweep the drive thru all day

 

Remember if it hasn't got McDonalds on it you can leave it

Forgot to say YUM your car sounded awesome last night pulling off

 

Yes Dave ya car did sound fooking great last night as you pulled down the A127

fpmsl @ Jim with his "small cock",,,,yes I did slurp it all up,,,,,Hayley even shared the last bit with me as I couldn't manage it all
















would you like to explain to everyone now though,,,what a "small cock" is

Nice to meet a few more faces last night Paddy,,,,, Mr Cossie4X4,,,well done for coming over huni Chris,,,,Waps mate,,,was fun filling Daves pockets with everything from the table in the pub,,,,,sause, salt, knifes and folks,,,spoon
Pops,,,,you were drunk weren't you

I must say a public apology to Darren,,, Didn't mean to give ya the humpo in Mc D's,,,,everyone made me feel well bad
Oh well

Poor Punter and Chicken last night,,,,jackets on,,,,jackets off,,,jackets on,,,,,jackets off,,

Still can't believe I lost Lou under the A127,,,,was having it round the round about there in 2nd gear thinking,,,yey another girlie to play with,,,,,but looked in my mirror,,,no Lou Poor girl had blown her boost hose off,,,,bless ya huni next time ay So I just raced the bonnett Oh and then in and out the Focus,,,,fpmsl,,,,,sorry to that man

Grant that poor poor poor mondeo I'm actually suprised its still going I was in fooking stiches going back into Wickford last night!
It was the way you just all sat at the lights whilst they were green waiting for me to say goodbye,,,,, nutters

x x x

 

Benn.............................................. ..

Yeah was a good night, Anna enjoyed the abuse from Pops - but hey at least he reconizes i'm alive now all thanks to Anna arse

Never see Nikki alllll night, i did see Jim in the bar and a few other faces - was too damn hot in there tho.

Congrats to TonyTurbs on winning Shed of the night, sorry car of the night! Well done TT, a magnificent achivement and a piece of paper to prove it now.

Oh and pops, i had to hear about all the parts you shave and what you do with the razor after you've done ya arse regions on the way home last night!! I was intrigued! And worried.

Oh and one last thing Benn, Annas in a state of shock of the random flashing of your crack

 

fpmsl Pops with his nose hair ay

I saw Anna Billy,,,,so I was ok,,,,

BenN is just one filthy sod ive got to say,,,,fpmsl even offered to give me a toe job last night of course I declined

fpmsl @ Grant with the broom and limp in Mc D's,,,,,you seemed to know what you was doing huni,,,that was the worrying thing you sure you've not already worked there

 

Nikki. Wot is this small cock business?

 

now that would be telling

answers on a post code too,,,,,,,,,

 

i know was so anoyed lookin 4ward to havin a play (easy boys)

another time maybe

at least shes fixed again

ur car did sound lovely dave u'll have to take me out next time

x x x

 

Benn I am disturbed by the sight and I have only just managed to eat my Breakfast.

Pops Imac is the way forward hun and it softens the roots so when your hair grows back it's thinner or a nice big wax strip. 1 2 3 rip!!!!!

Hiya Nikki again. Course it was too bloody hot in there Billy you had 2 damn thick coats on!!!!!!!

Good night all round though.

 

im sorry anna,but i have tried immac,and it fooking strings like shit on the nutsack
it wasn't the nose hair billy was on about nikki,its when you forget to change the blade and then wonder why you have a few spots on your kisser the next morning

 

Sweet smell of Shite!!!!!

 

Oh dear

 

do tell all then Nikki. Dont be shy.

 

me shy,,,,

well what do you think a lil cock is????

Now think about where we WERE,,,,,!!!

 

Im obvioulst not geetin it nikki. a lil cock is self explanatory but the rest has gone over me head

 

Its a fooking "Small Coke" you numpty

I've called it the lil black cock for years Steams back from about a year after I left school out with a mate and when i got to the window in the drive-thru I went to ask for a coke,,,but come out with cock ,,,,and its just kinda stuck ever since!!

 

LOL. I got it now.

 

 

pmsl

We've all done daft stuff like that Nikki .