me currys her and i got flat stella to wash it down with


life just aint fair, should have bought fooking red stripe

fooking rogan josh with shit beer

 

Oh fooking shut up you whinging twat!! Drink the fooking ale and you won't even realise it's flat!

 

you fooking drink it, im depressed now

was looking forward to me curry too, need the beer so it dont burn me mouth

 

at least u got a fookin curry - local takeaway said theres an hour waiting time

 

never drank it, i picked it up as i wasnt looking and discovered it aint stella


i always see that and hofmeister in the big estates off licence's


not a dig mate

 

can't beat red stripe can ya.

 

i just had a bhuna. I washing mine down with Cider i had two many beers last night!

 

rhogan josh's are about as hot as mo mowlam you big fooking

 

just hiding me roots

 

rogan josh is hot enough for me, i ordered a phall a few months ago and its stained me work top in the kitchen, im not gonna eat that again

might use it as a degreaser though

the fooking stain is still there, was the fooking fork touching the work top, me and me mate ate it

 

my arse is too sore to eat another curry tonight after last nights one,so pizza for me tonight

 

what your telling us you dye your hair ginger and have brown roots

 

mine was 20 mins, that was at 630, since then ive bought falt ber and drank 2

he even asked for a tip the cheeky fooker

in told him not to park near the cossy again, thats how ya get a tip

 

Phall!!

Soft cnut!! Get another ordered!! Rogan Josh!! Does it have any spice in it at all?

 

fpmsl

na mate me true roots

 

daz my local is a diamond mate, this is a decent rogan josh trust me


i cant have any more or it kills me, had vindaloos from other places that are not a hot


they dont fook about where i go

mind i wish i called it a vindaloo now, then i would get this shame


trust me the rogan josh from vjays is the tits

this ones hot enough to make ya end of ya lips go numb, the phall was tooooo fooking spicey, i had the cheken but couldnt eat the rice

and the stain on me work top really made me think about it too , i cant fooking bleach it off

 

Imagine what it's done to your insides!

 

thats why i got a rogan josh

i insides are fine though, recon it ate through the lot of em

ill never forget that morning

 

Sat on the shitter with your arse looking like the flag of japan while having a piss out of your ring?

 

 

waiting for mine
chicken madras, lamb kurma, aloo gobi, special rice, garlic nann, and a veg curry as side dish

 

fooking hell

all i get is 1 curry, nan, pompadoms and icecream

ya hungry mate

 

whats special about the rice too

allo gobi, thats potatoe somink aint it


i love bombay potato and pilau rice for me lunch

 

potato and cauliflower, the rice is pilau rice fried with egg, nut, sultanas and peas

 

we like currys alot i take it

i know my currys all contain chicken, thats about it