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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 11:43 AM
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Just stick a burkah on and black up a bit - you'll get one given to you then no questions asked
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 11:43 AM
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Get your G.P to sign it for you
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by antony215
Get your G.P to sign it for you
it will cost him to do that.
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:25 PM
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Shit, I need one as well. Sounds a right pain in the arse
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt J
other thing is not only has this person got to sign it but I have to hand over everything to them once I've filled it out including the payment, then they sign it AND put their passport details on it then they have to post it, so basically its in their hands to make sure it gets signed and posted ASAP.

Bit shit I reckon. Why cant they accept a relative with a passport as proof of ID? especially when that relative is named on your birth certificate which has to be sent in aswell
im fucked - i dont know where my birth certificate is.

Its just another case of this country fucking over its own people, and letting every other fucker do what they want.
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:50 PM
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was easy for me,,,, im a civil servant,,, so all my workmates can sign it
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:51 PM
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Are you renewing? or applying for first passport? sounds alot of agg for just renewing it.
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:53 PM
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Its easier to get in this country than to get out of it
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SapphyMike
Originally Posted by antony215
Get your G.P to sign it for you
it will cost him to do that.

Mine will no longer even do that
too many people want em signed etc
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Daveyboy
Are you renewing? or applying for first passport? sounds alot of agg for just renewing it.
Just what I was thinking.

Sapphymike.... say the original got lost... would that mean you don't really exist?
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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count yourselves lucky i was born in oz to english parents had a nightmare just to get a copy of my own birth certificate,couldn't drive for a couple of years cos of the new photo licensce got banned an couldn't renew it lack of id, mum passed away and not seen my prick of a father since the funeral (10years ago) and still no passport went to spain in 1989 on a "b e d" not left this shitty little island since as the guy said easier to get in than out
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 05:11 PM
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Have you tried Ebay, they sell everything else
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by carfixz
Have you tried Ebay, they sell everything else
You'll need to go to Nigeria to collect it
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Nath
Originally Posted by carfixz
Have you tried Ebay, they sell everything else
You'll need to go to Nigeria to collect it
Look out for any ads by George Attatawongo, he'll be sure to help you out (just send him your sort code & bank account numbahs)

Seriously though, depending on what you do / where do you work you may be able to get a colleague to sign it as qualified accountants can sign for you as that is what I did

Info from Passport agency should give you a list of people who can sign it for you.

Edit. Had a quick squint at http://www.ips.gov.uk/passport/apply-countersign.asp

Know anyone who is one of these?

Acceptable countersignatures:

Accountant
Articled clerk of a limited company
Assurance agent of recognised company
Bank/building society official
Barrister
British Computer Society (BCS) - Professional grades which are Associate (AMBCS), Member (MBCS), Fellow (FBCS) (PN 25/2003)
Broker
Chairman/director of limited company
Chemist
Chiropodist
Christian Science practitioner
Commissioner of oaths
Councillor: local or county
Civil servant (permanent)
Dentist
Designated Premises Supervisors
Director/Manager of a VAT registered Charity
Director/Manager/Personnel Officer of a VAT registered Company
Engineer (with professional qualifications)
Fire service official
Funeral director
Insurance agent (full time) of a recognised company
Journalist
Justice of the Peace
Legal secretary (members and fellows of the Institute of legal secretaries)
Local government officer
Manager/Personnel officer (of limited company)
Member of Parliament
Merchant Navy officer
Minister of a recognised religion
Nurse (SRN and SEN)
Officer of the armed services (active or retired)
Optician
Person with honours (e.g. OBE MBE etc.)
Personal Licensee Holders
Photographer (professional)
Police officer
Post Office official
President/Secretary of a recognised organisation
Salvation Army officer
Social worker
Solicitor
Surveyor
Teacher, lecturer
Trade union officer
Travel agency (qualified)
Valuers and auctioneers (fellow and associate members of the incorporated society)
Warrant officers and Chief Petty Officers
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt J
I dont know anyone off hand thats on that list, and would feel a right twat just walking into the nearest solicitors or similar and asking them to sign and provide their passport details for me

Is that just me that finds that a bit of an odd thing to ask of someone?
Sorry mate I don't think you can do that as they have to have known you for two years to sign / vouch for you.

What i you do for a living?

If you work for a VAT registered company you can ask: -Director/Manager/Personnel Officer
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 06:39 PM
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Try getting a second passport, what a carry on!!!

what about your dentist or an old teacher, if your gp's not willing to do it?
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt J
I'm currently unemployed

Only known my dentist for a few weeks, been once.

All my old teachers will be long retired or even dead

Not looking good is it?
Sorry mate How about your Doctor?
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt J
only been with him for 8 months and been once, does that count?
Erm???? bribe him
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 07:22 PM
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Your old Job Get your boss to sign it?
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 08:23 PM
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how about the landlord of your local thats who I got to sign mine
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Less
how about the landlord of your local thats who I got to sign mine
fuck me!

you're allowed out of the country?!?
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
Originally Posted by Less
how about the landlord of your local thats who I got to sign mine
fuck me!

you're allowed out of the country?!?
yes I am yer cheeky kilted clown
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Less
how about the landlord of your local thats who I got to sign mine
true
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Graham S1
Originally Posted by Daveyboy
Are you renewing? or applying for first passport? sounds alot of agg for just renewing it.
Just what I was thinking.

Sapphymike.... say the original got lost... would that mean you don't really exist?
To be unoriginal - i may not exist, i may just be another conspiracy
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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Passports are a pain in the arse I am myself going through the process of getting our 3 littluns first passports...I have filled them each one out 3 or 4 times for the simplest mistakes i have made,and i am glad its all over...i made silly mistakes with spelling at first and then i filled my name out as the one who the countersignatory had to verify,only for my doctor to tell me he wanted £25 each to sign them and the photos,which also were a right pain as the kids are 3 months,2 and 4 years old,try keeping them still .
They are now going to the mrs doctor who wants £10 each

My 3 month old who has to have his own passport,will have a photo of when he is 2 months old when he is 10

regards mark
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 01:34 PM
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Ive recently applied, got mine signed by a probation officer (not mine!), and got it back in 3 weeks!! No interview, although i was told this was almost a dead cert!
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 01:43 PM
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lol at this thread
The whole process is ment to ensure you are BRITISH, or eligible under some rule. If it was easy even more fookers would be getting them and this country would be in a worse state that it currently is in
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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 05:17 PM
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typical fucking english you lot are, you sit here moaning about how hard it is to get a passport, yet THE only reason all this shit is required is to filter out imigrants who're after a passport!

fucks sake just get them to hand passports out to any cunt, would that be better for you?
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