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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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for example i've just found out smudge lad is a sky engineer,
we have plumbers, brickies, mechanics etc, could we not have a list with there area of expertise, so if you need some advice then you can look at the list then pm whoever is online that might know the answer to your problem.
even better list the mechanics and what cars they work on to narrow it down even better.

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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 01:31 PM
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i can see this thread going the wrong way listing all the specialist experts lol

can be handy info having people like smudge at sky tho i agree!
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 01:42 PM
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This site has people of all trades on here.. But surely if someone was to advertise their trade, they would get hassled into trade membership?
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
i can see this thread going the wrong way listing all the specialist experts lol

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There are going to be hundreds.
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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im an EX-nokia technician from the end of the month
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 01:48 PM
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they will get all sorts of questions thrown at them that may get pissed off.
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by COMEDY DAN
Originally Posted by Lambchop
i can see this thread going the wrong way listing all the specialist experts lol

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There are going to be hundreds.
lets start with

WAFFLE expert - Ginge!

Close 2nd was Dojj, must try harder mate
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 02:25 PM
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i need my boiler serviced ASAP in swindon!
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 02:27 PM
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can i be good at something.........please........anything..?????... .please
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 02:33 PM
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does porn star count and if so i'm more than happy to share my expertiese
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 02:51 PM
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does porn star count and if so i'm more than happy to share my expertiese
im sure mike and boschman are up for some bum love
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 02:51 PM
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 02:57 PM
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has ginge been banned or soemthng then?
i ain't seen him posting for hours now

if you want to know anything baout fitting stuff to the rear end of a sierra, specificly what goes where and waht interchangability there is in the suspension and beams across the range, i can do that

or the mt75 4wd tranmission falling apart i can do that too

or retro fitting granada seats to the siera, or swaping dashboards over from pre to post 90 spec cars etc

and then my expertise runs out, unles you want to talk about wrestling or batman
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 02:57 PM
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iM a connoisseur in selling specialist bicycles of both pedal and motorized varieties.
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 03:12 PM
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IVE GOT A PHD IN FLASHING MAY ARSE AND GENRALLY BEING A LOUDMOUTH TWAT ,

OHH ALSO A B.A WITH HONOURS IN TAKING PERFECTLY GOOD RELATIONSHIPS AND FUCKING THEM UP .

CURRENTLY STUDYING FOR MY RST ENGINE BREAKING DEGREE ........


will give all the advice you need ... pm for details


what are u a specialist in steve ?? or do i have to guess ?
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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im a vauxhall technician

i cant help with anything
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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im not an expert in anything LOL
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 03:20 PM
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I'm a Managing Director, a consutant, a trainer, a teacher and a technician - I can help with everything
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 03:36 PM
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I'm an expert at camping at shows and getting completly wankered

Also know a thing or two about HGV trucks and Trailers

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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by beefy-rst-2

what are u a specialist in steve ?? or do i have to guess ?
I'm not !!!
my sky tv is fucked hence my original post


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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 04:26 PM
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This sounds like its getting very masonic... will there be meets and a grand poobah
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 04:28 PM
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im a specialist in burning food lol .i can burn anything . the other day i burnded popcorn . lol . the kids hate it when im cooking dinner . lucky we have McDonalds etc round the corner
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 04:49 PM
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where is chip these days then?

it's aufully quiet with him and a few othe other other regulars missing

have they gone to the ring or soemthing?
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 04:54 PM
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What about a DIY room
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 04:57 PM
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Gynaecologist here
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 07:04 PM
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Roadsweepers........ its amazing how complex and technical a broom can be now a days!
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 07:20 PM
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I'm an expert in getting pissed and acting like a twat

I also do a good line in been that hungover i sleep well passed the time i should be up and miss everything i had to do

So if anybody need's advice about any of the above please ask any question's you feel fit

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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mrjenrst
I'm an expert in getting pissed and acting like a twat

I also do a good line in been that hungover i sleep well passed the time i should be up and miss everything i had to do

So if anybody need's advice about any of the above please ask any question's you feel fit


I was gonna say that..
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 07:29 PM
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Business finance & Debt (personal and business).....

form a que lads
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudey
Originally Posted by Matt J
We only need one, Chip is the oracle around here
is he black and female?
yes he is - why?





























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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 09:19 PM
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ill give any info you need on drugs,,,,,, frank talks to me first
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 09:20 PM
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If you have a PC problem, back up your data and NUKE IT!!!!!

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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 09:28 PM
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Master Tech working for Volvo
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 09:30 PM
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i aint a expert in anything, got told today at work that im a over paied directors rent boy and nobody likes me

i told him when i look at my wage slip and i look at your i KNOW whos being fucked in the arse,,,,, and i claim ky jelly on expenses,,,,, i belive you was made to buy the milk this morning

seriously i aint a expert at anything,,, i just talk alot and speak before engaging the brain so you get first hand whats in my head rather than someone who speaks what they belive they should say

btw doji i go gym mondays and work alot of ours so dont get much time to post on here

oh and robski sent me the ENTIRE series ever made of spender so i been watching that too,,,,, i recon he was trying to do you all a favour
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Moonie
Master Tech working for Volvo
these days aint that a job for someone in IT

theres more drivers required for volvos that even bill gates is suprised
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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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If anyone asks building related questions i always try to help although its hard to diagnose from pictures.

I wouldnt want to go on a list of experts though for the reason being my link in my sig to my website pathetically had to be removed a while back after some moaning arses....
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you tell them Lee.
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