this should give the S1 a kick up the arse!!!



and thankyou to Mr Galbally...it'll go to a good home!!!!

right......just got to fit it myself now!!!!

**watch this space**

 

why did jim sell?

 

reading this i got an queen tune in me head!

 

Keith, you been watchin tooo much TFTF, cage, nos, fook your gonna start puttin stupid stickers down the side next

PMSL @ keith fittin it himself can you leave me summut in your will

 

Yeee of little face my friend!!!

(oh, by the way, The bolts SHOULD be with you monday, as i had to wait for the M10's to come in )

 

couldn't handle the power!!!




nah......not sure mate...think he just needs the money!!!

 

Thanks for sortin me bolts keith, love you long time



Keith, will your rot box q plater hold together, or is it all gonna fall apart fast an furious styleee when you hit the nos

 

off keith drives down the road.... hmmm he thinks, time a press of the big red button....


FUKKIN BANG

 

Steve walks warily down the street
With his brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, yeah

Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat look out
Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust
Hey I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the dust

Hey, Oh take it - Bite the dust bite the dust
Hey Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Oooh shoot out

There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad, and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust yeah, Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Shoot out

 

 

 

 

you fookers!!!!!

 

gareth i just need the money mate, and the nitrous is a luxury not a necessity, so figured it had to go shame really as i was lookin forward to getting the 100jets fitted this week

i still have a progressive controller and a pressure gauge for sale i might add guys

keith i guarentee you'll be impressed with the hoof up the arse the gas will give you, even a 25shot will be noticeable on your FWD beantin...

i'd say youd probably be ok with a 100shot on a controller without incurring any risks... when you go over that it starts to get a bit more complicated and needs more delicate setting up

 

lol at queen!!

 

Jim, what make is the pressure guage??

 

Keith we gonna have some fun in ya rust bucket I tell thee, at least now you might be able to keep up with Max and me a little more......then the gas runs out

 

then i just GRIND to a snails pace!!!

 

TIMS

 

could always tow ya probably to only way you are gonna keep up lol
got to go fella will speak to u later.

 

So the actuall engine will make, what 150bhp, but the other 100bhp is goni to be made up from nos, water injection, and a JATO rocket

May not be very quick, but fook me, will be a good firework display

 

especially when it melts a couple of pistons

 

the pressure gauges are made by smiths.

theyre the gauges sold by wizards of nos and reccomended by wizards of nos...

all these flashy carbon fibre effect gauges with NOZ written in big letters on them are actually complete shat the smiths one looks plain and boring but it actually does something usefull! lol

 

ahem.....200 bhp PLUS what ever the nos makes....

Plan not to make the engine TOOOO much....but make it strong..................LIKE ME!!!!

 

with the spec you're going for i'd expect the car to run low 13s with the gas, maybe 12s if you can sort out the traction issues

be aware keith, if you run a lot of nos, the gearbox WILL shit itself. with the controller it wont be as bad, but pumping 300+bhp thru the wheels wont do the std box any favours

 

Sorry, but goin by your sig pic, i definatly think Jim looks much butcher than you lil keith

 

tillo, he looks butch doing the "fag hanging out of side of mouth" pose

 

Jim, i think its just the "fag" inside the car

 

don't read into that photo my friend!! i'm 5ft 11, 13 stone and still a 30" waist!!!!!

i have a big SCHLONG you see!!!!

 

keith, im 6"3 16.8st - so you will be MY bitch

 

i'm 5ft 9 and weigh about 8 stone

 

Jim, a sudden gust of wind would probably knock you over then

PMSL @ keith and "im only a 30" waist" WTF do i wanna know that for PF gay bar chat up service

 

oh shit!!!!

mines PURE muscle

 

Mines muscle, well, its relaxed muscle at the moment

 

30" waist means no ALCOHOL WAIST!!!

but if your buying i'm up for it

 

That wasn't a chat up line damn it!!!

Oh go on then what do you drink?? baileys

 

BABYCHAM

 

 

that is SOOO wrong!!!!!