was walking on the job this morning with about 7 of my workmates all laughing jokeing takeing the piss as you do next thing i know im on the deck looking up at the lads looking at me all worried like im thinking wtf my hardhat was about 10ft away saftey glasses tangled up my head was doubleing in size wrist hurt and leg was? hang on a minute were is my leg its dangling through a concrete floor so i gets out helped by the lads looks down unreal the concrete lads when putting floors in cut square holes out for like services drainage ect boards are placed on top and hilty gunned to the floor this fucker wasnt i basically caught the board with my foot it slid forward and that leg went wallop straight down i cracked my head knocking me out and sprained my wrist on touch down and cracked my knee cap just glad the hole wasnt bigger as it was 40ft to the next floor i love construction had all the jokes "u shop at gap" "bigboy can fill a hole in more ways than one"




had any dodgey moments?

 

aye its all good mate ive had far worse you mustve had some lee ?

 

mate im fuckin fantastic thanks hope your well fella will have to link up soon had a driving lesson the other day

 

cheers dave

thats another thing mate lost my bloody gate pass (turnstyle entry) had to borrow a spare of my gaffa so today mathew im going to be nigel so couldve reported it and got my foreman sacked or take the pain i took the pain think it learned him a lesson in useing other people cards aswell as me as its all offical on big sites names ect entrance to site and im fucked if knew the dudes d.o.b

 

fookinel mate idve grabbed like a jcb wakes you up to it tho aye im mostly gonna be looking at floor in the morning prolly get a skip dropped on me by the tower crane knowing my look

 

alright gaz working at derby royal infirmary is it bison or expanded doing the concrete on thier? if it was u mines a pint

 

gwaaahn lee i cursed u

 

forgot to ask mate is that a powerstation your talking about ive worked on a few in the past didcot in oxford was thier for a year thier propper dangerous 2 things stick out clear in my mind "see through gantree,s welding rods!!" like fooken spears when comming from the 165ft level kinel
i once went up the tallest chimney not the cooling towers the long thin one over 200ft i think? me n me mate went up on break just sat thier smokeing a j and taking in the scenery was wikid then the cunt jump down the door pulled the door shut and left me thier an hour i didnt mind was heaven with a j i hears the door open then he went down in the lift the cunt only left the consetina door open at the bottom i had to walk the spiral stairscase down pitch black and pidgeons flying out of nests all the way down aound me head all this and stoned propper got him back on the job waited until we were in the lift him infront digged him right in the bottom of his back arched up couldnt move i got a bag of the cement like stuff we,d mixed as was taking them up to the job sloshed it all over him then fooked off befor he regained his legs as was a nutcase football lad

 

aye you know it mate

 

aye its all good up on the scaf again now after being grounded by my gaffer

being into my crome with the rs this jobs perfect heres a blue peter special