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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:13 PM
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Scouse Eggs

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Liverpool to Manchester on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.

A friendly tr*cker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls
but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the Scousers he has to leave.


"R hey lad" they say "gissa lift". The tr*cker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.


Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies "Scouse Eggs".

The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.


"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the thieving b@stards have managed to nick a motorbike already".
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:19 PM
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:33 PM
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:38 PM
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:39 PM
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lol
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:39 PM
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Heard it before though.



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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:45 PM
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:48 PM
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You gone mad..
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:50 PM
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JESUS CHRIST !

WAS YOU FOOKIN BORED
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 03:59 PM
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fuckin hell chris!!!!

good joke n all
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by cossymad
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 07:42 PM
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 07:51 PM
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Old Oct 2, 2004 | 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MattRS1600i
Originally Posted by cossymad
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