Just got this for Gatebil. Martin bought one too!

I know nothing about camping or tents, but I do know that this should not be taken up Everest!!!

But as something to stick in your boot for an overnighter at a Carshow or festival then this has got to be good VFM!!

Look at all the gear you get with it for less than £100!!!! I paid more than that for the last sleeping bag I bought.... you get 4 fookers for free with this

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/s...ngId_-1_crumb_

 

if you paid £100 for a sleeping bag... you have far too much money to burn!

 

Ive got that kit.

Its shit

 

that looks a fucking bargin!

i've not been camping for years, and have no intention to go again or no-one to go with but i'm gonna bbuy it anyway

 

Think it was alot more than that. May have been £200! my mate took it to a Festival in Spain last year and had an 'accident' in it....

the brown stains clashed with the yellow lining so I binned it

Thanks for that one. Monkey was my mates name! he shits more like a fooking Rhino though...

 

I like your style

Chip.... why so pony?

 

Was going to say thats a bargain

till i see what chippers said

 

Porkie:

The tent is shit cause the "bedrooms" are literally just big enough for a mattress and fuck all else, and the middle bit isnt very weather proof for keeping stuff in.

The matresses are cheap crap and even fully inflated they arent very comfortable

The sleeping bags are small and shit

The lights came with no batteries and I couldnt be arsed to buy any.



I agree its great value, but mainly cause its shit quality, like a Kia is a great value car




Oh, and you will NEVER get it back in its case, ever, in any cirumstances, once its unpacked thats it for life, it will never go back.

 

PS

Ive gone and got myself a viagra tent instead now, its small and cramped but its ideal for a lazy cunt like you or me Lee!

 

lol... i found out that you onlyy ever take stuff that can be replaced to a festival... and keep anything thats important on your person at any time... so the tent is a £30 shitter, the sleeping bag cost about a fiver and clothes are the ones that are being replaced soon... lol

 

Chip!!! You are talking about my new house for 3 nights....

have some respect dude

The sleepong bags are only small as you are fat FYI....

The matress may also be ok for normal human beings....
























P.S Looks like I will be sleeping in Dangerous's Range Rover then!!!! hahahahahaha


Seriously though. Shall I upgrade?. Its 3 nights!!!

 

Funny cunt


It will be fine if you are pissed enough



Me, Hannah and Natalie managed to get a few hours kip at the PV show this year in mine, so its bearable, but not ideal!

 

you in a tent for 3 nights omg .. sorry ... are you sure you can't hire or buy summit bigger ???

like this

http://search.marquismotorhomes.co.u...?stockno=39842

 

 

That kit does look a bargain! All the stuff for 99quid

I acutually need a tent for pod and Croft this year but don't want a big 2 bedroom tent and only me and the missus are kipping inside!

 

Get a viagra one from millets mate, only 40 quid

 

You reply above i thought you were taking the piss...

Who the feck names a tent 'Viagra' LOL

People think you'll be dealing the stuff...

 

sorry mate, cant remember the real name for them, but thats what I call them.


its one of those tents you just throw in the air and it opens itself.

"instant erection" hence the term "viagra tent"

They are a bit shit size wise, but ideal for being a lazy cunt

 

I know the one you mean i think, we both see one in a Millets shop in Cambridge...

Something like you just throw the tent into the air and it takes shape instantly and lands or something like that

 

So gay as well as fat I see....

Renton, Martoon and Dangerous will be putting it up and down so bothered if its hardwork.

I will be supervising

 

Yep, you just launch it in the air.

Then when it lands you turn it up the right way and bung a couple of pegs in it.

Literally around 5 seconds in total!

 

Nah, I already fucked their better looking mate on another occasion anyway so wasnt bothered about those two

 

you on about them 3 second tents? come in a big disc like bag?

lol the only problem i find wit them is that they are a 3 secons to put up!... but 3 hours to put back in the bag!... lol

 

Like this:

http://www.millets.co.uk/millets.sto...stival%20Tents

 

the secret to camping is ALCOHOL....................always a good time had....

 

Mine takes me about 30 seconds to get down and back into the bag

 

porkie, i bought my tent for lemans from halfords

it was top quality, had 2 skins, was cool and COMPLETELY waterproof

it was only £40 and i lived in it for 5 days, and it survived, so i'll be taking it next year

dont knock halfords tents

 

Yeah, thats the one

Fucking awesome, im never going back to bothering to put a proper tent up again, if I need more space i will just buy another vaigra tent for putting my gear in

 

never tried to put one away... had a good laff at a few mates trying though!!

 

Ooooops....

That is SOOOOOOO the way forward. DOH!!!

What kind of stupid CUNT would buy a tent with poles and stuff

 

Porkie, you really need to get one, I know you love technology stuff as much as I do, and that tent is a perfect example of cool technology in action.

Even if you sleep in the halfords one which is bigger, you HAVE to buy the millets one just to put it up and see how cool it is
And its only 40 quid, thats not even half a bottle of champers!

The downside I found to it was though that if you wear it with the backstraps then due to its large round flat packaging, if you are bald and ugly, you end up looking like a teenage mutant ninja turtle

 

All this tent business just made me look for hotels...

 

Lee, this is the slightly bigger version of the one I have, which I didnt realise they did when I bought mine:

http://www.millets.co.uk/millets.sto...rumbs=pop%20up

60 quid

 

hero in a half shell

 

fpmsl propper cryin .... time for a name change i think chippy

 

Chip-TMNT
Chip-HalfShell
Chip-Turtle
Chip-Ninja


?

 

 

ideal we need something like that, were thinking of taking the kids camping, dont know if itll be a bit small though

 

The most important question has yet to be asked.

What the fuck are you camping for?

 

He wants to live like common people