Looking at naughty pictures of other women on the internet by my other half

She's got the right hump, what do i do?

 

Pack your bags M8 its game over for you

 

thats gonna take some explaining!!

 

Try & get her to join in with ya

 

Tried that with my old lady.slept in the dog basket for 3 nights so i took that as a NOOOOOO

 

 

TIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

Mine catches me all the time,
But if she was to shag me more ooften I wouldn't need to look

 

tiff got caught once

 

tell her that u where stunned by there uglyiness after seein such beauty as herself!

 

but its ok for them to wire the rampant rabit to the mains when you find the remote control stops working,,, hmm why are all teh batteries in the house flat....?

crack one off in her face while shes asleep - that'll teach

 

BUSTED.....hope your pants werent round your ankles!

just convince her it was all a dream and she is really going mad.

 

I would suggest banging one out then going and explaining to her that that stuff is just to get you horny and you really think about her.

either that you go down to town...take as much money as you can find, then with that money go and buy the best of what you can possibly afford............................................ ...tent I mean

 

Tell her your window shopping.Not like your buying anything.They do enough of it.Then tell her you aint seen nothing that comes even close to her anyway.

 

 

Nothing wrong with looking imo! Even better if ure looking together!

 

Just take her by the hand upstairs, and show her your new found skills

 

Yeah be a real man ................ turn it around & blame it on her!!

 

 

can't you say it was an email from a mate and you just clicked the unnamed link the min she walked in?

good luck

 

 

ya can stay at ours for a few nights mate


just be honest ya was loking for pics of her sister

 

 

PML at all your posts

Thanks,

Thts exactly what i said and then she really blew up!

I did try it but she wasn't having it!

Good one! sounds like you've had that excuse pre-planned for a while, just incase

 

 

just say

"IT WASN'T ME"

lol

say you must have some sort of virus on the pc

 

Tell her it was a link to the mens room on PF

 

She looked through the internet history and found pictures of the same woman in all different poses

The one time i forget to erase the history DOH!

 

Thats you and the internet fooked forever now then!
Women don't understand what the attraction is about reading and talking about cars so she will never believe you are spending hours on Passionford but are looking at porn all of the time

 

Tell her not to be so fecking jealous of a PICTURE FFS. How immature can you get. It's a picture FFS not like it's your next door neighbour is it?

 

Maybe it was a couple of blokes

 

tell her that she can look at all the men she wants on the computer too!

I am sorry that it was only 1 bird....tell her that you were thinking of her in those poses

 

@ Taryn!

 

well my missus sees me on here all the time, she thinks im sad and she also seen when i first connected the b/band modem a porn site install a program on my pc and save as a desk top item


its the msn convos ya gotta watch though, know a few people caught out like that

 

Easy Jules

 

oh adn if he dont reply to this thats cause his missus has taken the pc to cashconverters to buy her some flowers and chocolate to make sure he dont do it again

 

Go buy her some flowers, tell her that you are sorry...and that you are a man...these are things that you do. Shit, Erik(Fastmaul,AKA..my husband)looks at gay porn all the time!

 

hehe, well tbh hun thats a bit of a shitter.....thing is if she knew you were going to look at it, its not so much of a break of trust....I think....I mean I sit with phil while he looks at all manner of crap.....usually im the one typing the words into google, i admit....
take her shopping and buy her some shoes....she wont forgive you ....but itll get rid of the smacked arse expression....you might even get some sex.....

Love katie...
xxx