anybody know of any human mays to stop the little gits crapping in my garden??!!

apart from rocks, brom handles etc etc.

 

i heard they hat stuff like ornage peel and citrus fruits etc?

a lemon is an effective throwing object too....good size

 

This one again! After trying everything in my garden including sprays,gels,liquid,orange peel,cd's,bottles of water etc there is only one thing i found thats works 100% ...it may seem expensive but it works from day one and they dont come back and you will spend lots on the other methods anyway...while in bed at night i could hear the little shit machines getting attacked by the scarecrow and to hear them scrambling for their lives over the 6ft fence was funny...i disconnected mine after they stopped and it was 8 months before they got the bottle to come back in the garden! connected the scarecrow back up and all clear again

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regards mark

 

they are quite hard aswell!!!

 

looks good, maybe worth investing in

 

But are you going to be sitting up with lemon in hand ready to attack at 4 in the morning this is when the disgusting little creatures do there business

mark

 

It is very good,it absolutely scares the living daylights out of them...i spent £30 on other methods before i got this I got it when we had 2 young babies and heard the horror stories of what cat shit can do if they touch/eat it

regards mark

 

don't fancy renting it out do you??!

 

my mum used to throw potatoes at the neighbours cat when it came scouting for a shag with one of her female kittens

cheaper than lemons

 

ha ha this topic is always cropping up

i've found this the best, just stick loads of orange/lemon/grapefruit peel down

when the peel is down they wont shit there, but once it disappears i found they came back so I put peel down solid for 2 months and now they dont come back at all

but the throwing lemon is the much more fun way

 

what about the citrus fruit peel, then wizz over it with the mower, so it spreads it abit?

would that work?

 

Put the crap on the cat owners doorstep

 

a gun??!! fookin hate cats!! One sleeps on the roof of me missus Audi TT Cab and leaves fluff etc on there hood, plus it likes to slide down the front to get off (meaning I'm out with the polish every week!). Got it once with a pint of water but the fooker came back!!!

 

Love and affection, cat's don't shit where they feel loved

 

Nah can't see that working Dan!! I aint going up to the cat thats caused me a couple of hours in hard polishing, slipping on a turd he's just laid and fluffing up me missus' roof and giving it a hug and a stroke!!!

 

 

Lol they have just shown a similar device on BBC 1 called Pest Patrol

 

This is my neighbours cat



Never once shat in our garden. Old dear fed him some salmon about a year 1/2 ago and he wanders around like he owns the place

Even holds more power in this house then I do

Loves watching football, and listening to 80's music

Oh, and reading

 

either get a dog or....




they absolutly hate catnip, smother your whole garden in it & i bet they'll never return again

 

You can get ultrasonic reppelants.
Another one is to use LION DUNG, so just pop to the corner shop, OR ZOO, it works very well, territory stuff and all that.
Unless your neighbour has a lion you could borrow ?
tabetha

 

yeah even better idea, never thought of that, just buy loads of it and chuck it everywhere

they wont come any where near your place!

 

I have never thought of it like that, but we have NO trouble with cat-shit whatsoever. Maybe he is shitting in next-doors garden, because he feels no pussy-love there.

 

A little reverse psychology there??!!

That'd be one way to make sure ALL the cats from the neighbourhood converge in the one place and roll around on the grass alot like Spaz-cats.

 

Put holly leaves down where the bastards crap. It worked 4 my gran, & we never saw the little bugger again lol

 

My dad had an on going battle with 2 ginger cats from next door. He tried everything until, lion shite!
Lion shit kept the ginger bastards away!
He bought it off the internet!

 

lion poo from the net aye???!!that's funny, but if it works

 

It does turn into a battle and i was not going to lose to these despicable little shit machines i tried the lion dung but this was one tough moggy and he didnt seem bothered,but he didnt like a soaking

regards mark

 

i don't get how the cat nip thing works either..... my cats love it!

They get completed stoned out of their tiny little minds on it and then run around the living room chasing each other like a scalextric!

 

Just pepper spray the furry bastids then!

 

my grandad use to sprinkle pepper everywhere and that use to keep their poo at bay

 

My grandad once bought a bucket of elephant poo from Chester zoo.

 

hes got cats shiting not LIONS

 

There is a mouse on fonejacker who has the right idea, loads of catnip, blow up cat, rope and a blow torch, cats are flammable! My mates old man leaves 2L bottle full of water in the garden and swears it deters cats, prefer the blow torch!

 

the bottle works cause they see there reflection and think theres another cat about so the leg it

 

Blow torch works cos they are dead, problem solved

 

also what about a really hard cat, dealers cat thats had a sniff