got a new physio [did my back in ages ago] and she's quite fit.

Anyway, I was sat on the treatment bed half asleep watching her check through my notes thinking "you're really pretty"

she blushes and says "thanks"

god damn INNER monologue

I reckon I'm in there

 

So you've got something in common with Fred West then

 

hehe, I've got no bloody patience if thats what you mean

I told the last physio [in one of those awkward moments of silence that fatmouthpad always has to fill] about the nurses outfits me and my mates sometimes wear cos they're comfy and liberating

 

Theres nowt wrong with that. Maybe we should do themes for the meets we have, this month we have to dress up like Fairy tale creatures and then next month it'll be cartoon characters .... or do we do that anyway?

 

Thats a fookin good idea mate.

Fairytale creatures???

I'll come as Gregs Cossie

 

seeing my physio is the highlight of my week.... a young aussie lass

 

Do you find yourself talking ABSOLUTE sh1t though? Last year my mate did his foot in playing golf, again, to fill an uncomfortable silence, he told her he was training to do the marathon... the lie catapulted so much he wound up doing it this year

 

That'll be Harold Shipman then. Gregs car can be the pumpkin and Moose and Eagle can be the sisters with feck knows who as cinderfella

 

nah.....we have a good blether....plus she phones me at home to find out how i am and to sort out meds and docs appointments
winds the missus up a load tho

 

Nige B can be cindefella in his pink fezzy.

Fred West, didn't he bury someone under a patio? Or was he the bloke of the Wonder Years moley moley....... no that was savage....