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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:11 PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

From 2005, but jesus fucking christ
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:14 PM
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ouch
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:14 PM
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Obviously did not have balls of steel
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:14 PM
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FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK TTTTHHHHAAAATTTT!!!!
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:15 PM
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Ouch!!!!


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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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"In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain"

FPMSL

nearly as good as the 'i tripped over, and landed cock first up her arse' excuse
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:24 PM
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Fuck that!!
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:31 PM
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I once watched a documentary on this....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt


Fucking hilarious, but wouldnt want it to happen to me

Plus he went on to become a porn star, in "Frankenpenis"

In Frankenpenis, Bobbitt played a character who was made with spare parts (like the monster in Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley's Frankenstein) and whose penis inexplicably comes off during a rousing session of intercourse. Bobbitt then moans, "Oh no, not again."

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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:37 PM
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She was obviously a spitter not a swallower.....



She told the court 'I love the taste of semen, but he had a cheesy knob so I thought I'd just cut out the middle man.......'
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:39 PM
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Obvisouly girl was dirt! Tried to swallow it!?!
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 01:42 PM
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Blatantly a swingers party.

JohnnyB and SteveC might have some more detailed info if you need it
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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Graceland thanks for posting that........BUT it's on the wrong forum



This is general discussion NOT genital discussion!




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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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Bunny boiler lol!
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 02:55 PM
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And she said "im not a violent person"
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