Clarkson was at the Ring!
Look out for Chris (AKA Cossymad) doing him TWICE on the same lap
. Jezza was that slow that he was being timed on a sun dial in the new 420bhp V8 supercharged Jag S-type-R
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He was bantering with everyone and when asked if he wanted a go on the back of a bike told the guy "No thanks, I'm hetrosexual. Maybe if I was 10 years younger and 20% braver" - to which the biker added "and 10 stone lighter"
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. Jezza was that slow that he was being timed on a sun dial in the new 420bhp V8 supercharged Jag S-type-R
.He was bantering with everyone and when asked if he wanted a go on the back of a bike told the guy "No thanks, I'm hetrosexual. Maybe if I was 10 years younger and 20% braver" - to which the biker added "and 10 stone lighter"
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Originally Posted by Rich@rd
I saw an R1 motorcycle on the back of the yellow truck, totally destroyed. The steering wheel laid next to the bike. I dont wanna know how the guy was looking though

Originally Posted by Rich@rd
That's what I mean.. I'm not awake yet. Just got a phonecall, while I was a sleep.. So the fookers called me out of my bed.. And it was some advertising shite

Originally Posted by Doug Stirling
Mike,
Good to have you back in one piece
Any "incidents" to report?
I heard on the MLR Forum that a Black EVO6 was either totalled, or at least very badly damaged
Good to have you back in one piece
Any "incidents" to report?
I heard on the MLR Forum that a Black EVO6 was either totalled, or at least very badly damaged
Mike - totally gutted we missed clarkson. Got a cool vid of the convoy down, will get someone to upload it tonight.
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
He was bantering with everyone and when asked if he wanted a go on the back of a bike told the guy "No thanks, I'm hetrosexual. Maybe if I was 10 years younger and 20% braver" - to which the biker added "and 10 stone lighter"
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thats MY quote cos i was the only 1 standing there with him

was funny as hell tho.those that watch TG will know JC's views on bikers and it was funny as hell when this mad ass irish dude wades in to him askin to take him out
he was well quick with the "no sorry im hetrosexual" reply but when the biker shot him down again it was funny as

cheeRS again for the laps mike and to all who helped make it a fantastic weekend...big up the norfolk posse
Chop
ps got home to andys at 5:45am and as you can guess sleepin beauty is still well out of it
we all ate at same restaurant as him for two nights on sunday they filmed him at the next table , then he sat and had a few beers with us, told us some great storys but said the"stig" turned up with his helmet on and he didnt know who he was ! apart from that thought he was a great guy, plus we all had a great weekend. Cheers Rob
It was funny as fcuk
I caught him up and completely wasted him, then slowed down to let him catch up, then done it again!
A few hours later I saw him go out again, so I caught him and done it again!!!
At the end of the lap he jumped the queue of cars to come and tell me 'I'm gonna be on Top-gear.'
Si's crash #2!!
http://chrisrae.com/albumpics/ring20...8_100_0424.jpg
I caught him up and completely wasted him, then slowed down to let him catch up, then done it again!
A few hours later I saw him go out again, so I caught him and done it again!!!
At the end of the lap he jumped the queue of cars to come and tell me 'I'm gonna be on Top-gear.'
Si's crash #2!!
http://chrisrae.com/albumpics/ring20...8_100_0424.jpg
Clarkson was at the Ring!
Caption time:

Bloke on left:
"Jezza, some bloke called Rainbird wants to know if you want to jump in with him for a lap?"
Jezza:
.....Well, I think his face sums it all up

Bloke on left:
"Jezza, some bloke called Rainbird wants to know if you want to jump in with him for a lap?"
Jezza:
.....Well, I think his face sums it all up
Originally Posted by cossymad
It was funny as fcuk
I caught him up and completely wasted him, then slowed down to let him catch up, then done it again!
A few hours later I saw him go out again, so I caught him and done it again!!!
At the end of the lap he jumped the queue of cars to come and tell me 'I'm gonna be on Top-gear.'
I caught him up and completely wasted him, then slowed down to let him catch up, then done it again!
A few hours later I saw him go out again, so I caught him and done it again!!!
At the end of the lap he jumped the queue of cars to come and tell me 'I'm gonna be on Top-gear.'
Attempt 2, lol
We know!!....
Clarkson was at the Ring!
Caption time:

Bloke on left:
"Jezza, some bloke called Rainbird wants to know if you want to jump in with him for a lap?"
Jezza:
.....Well, I think his face sums it all up

Bloke on left:
"Jezza, some bloke called Rainbird wants to know if you want to jump in with him for a lap?"
Jezza:
.....Well, I think his face sums it all up
John,
You do realise that letting a Scooby not equipped with slicks get past you, makes you liable to be banned from Pf, especially by anyone as Northern / old / past it / ugly as Rob
You do realise that letting a Scooby not equipped with slicks get past you, makes you liable to be banned from Pf, especially by anyone as Northern / old / past it / ugly as Rob
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
John,
You do realise that letting a Scooby not equipped with slicks get past you, makes you liable to be banned from Pf, especially by anyone as Northern / old / past it / ugly as Rob

You do realise that letting a Scooby not equipped with slicks get past you, makes you liable to be banned from Pf, especially by anyone as Northern / old / past it / ugly as Rob
after my phonecall to you .. i walked straight up to him ... almost bald middle aged and short
Rob said did he mentioned the hair? i said yep
Originally Posted by JC MOTORSPORT
jc was in aturbo disel jag hence the the slow times
I saw the Stig in a people carrier, looked very gay all suited up.
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
John,
You do realise that letting a Scooby not equipped with slicks get past you, makes you liable to be banned from Pf
You do realise that letting a Scooby not equipped with slicks get past you, makes you liable to be banned from Pf
Originally Posted by Phil
The stig wasn't there!!
Well, not in his disguise which is the only way i'd recognise him
Well, not in his disguise which is the only way i'd recognise him



The stig drove behind me but i could see he was faster then me so I go to the right so he could pass me, and when he passed me i hooked up with him but 3 corners later he was gone, I don't know the track and my brakes were shit
John,
No idea what you're talking about - I only had a couple of bikes and GT3 Porsches (silver and black one together on Michelin Sport Cups and BBS split rims) driven by locals from the "Ring Garage" go past me all weekend
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No idea what you're talking about - I only had a couple of bikes and GT3 Porsches (silver and black one together on Michelin Sport Cups and BBS split rims) driven by locals from the "Ring Garage" go past me all weekend
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Originally Posted by Tweety_power
Originally Posted by Phil
The stig wasn't there!!
Well, not in his disguise which is the only way i'd recognise him
Well, not in his disguise which is the only way i'd recognise him


Yes that's true, but it was at breidscheit, no brakes, took it easy from there on m8 then the brakes where back but not good
Me m8 at the passenger side looked a bit scared when i told i had no brakes
Me m8 at the passenger side looked a bit scared when i told i had no brakes
Originally Posted by Tweety_power
Yes that's true, but it was at breidscheit, no brakes, took it easy from there on m8 then the brakes where back but not good
Me m8 at the passenger side looked a bit scared when i told i had no brakes

Me m8 at the passenger side looked a bit scared when i told i had no brakes
just get some proper brakepads, proper hoses and proper oil


