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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:14 PM
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ONE IN FIVE ADMIT TO HAVING USED THEIR CAR AS A TOILET
Survey finds 22% of drivers have urinated in their own vehicle

20 March 2007, London – A new survey into motorists’ habits has discovered that when drivers have to go, they go – whether there are nearby toilet facilities or not.

According to the survey by online insurance broker www.motorinsurance.co.uk, more than one in five (22%) of the 920 drivers polled have urinated in their own cars.

Worryingly, only 14% of respondents have a container at hand.

According to the survey, 40% of drivers are aware that their need to urinate urgently has had an adverse effect on their driving skills, with the hard shoulder the most popular (35%) stop for instant bladder relief.

Half of drivers surveyed (48%) say that more roadside toilet facilities are required, but nearly one third (32%) of us would still prefer to use the hard shoulder than use a roadside toilet anyway!

In addition, nearly one third of drivers (31%) believe that some roadside restaurants actually dissuade them from using their toilets.

Paul Cosh, managing director of www.motorinsurance.co.uk, says that the results give a whole new meaning to a bog standard car:

“It is a pretty shocking indictment of UK roadside service stations and facilities that drivers would prefer to urinate at the roadside, or even in their own cars, than use them.

“And I must admit my bemusement at the 10% of drivers who have urinated in their car, without having a bottle or container at hand,” he says.

“We have yet to receive an insurance policy claim for such self-inflicted vehicle damage, but I do not think that many insurers would accept an “I was desperate” defence as a mitigating circumstance! “
The dirty scrotes! I've thought about it, but would never actually follow through, so to speak.
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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Some of the cars ive bought have smelt like someone has!
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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Most busses seem to have been a victim of this
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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No but have nearly shit myself a few times
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:24 PM
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Holy Moly. Pissing in your own car is on the same level as kicking the door in IMO. Why on earth would you do it? Desperate or not, I WOULD find another way.
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:32 PM
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Cue Radders!!
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:35 PM
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My ex pissed in a bottle in the car, i was driving though...

Not quite as bad as pissing 'in' the car though... thats just WRONG ! Lol
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:37 PM
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How hard is it to pull in and piss there
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:45 PM
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me n a mate and 2 birds went camping years ago and we had a few bears and we was in the middle of a busy camp site and my mate needed a piss and had a large mcds drink and pissed in that but he filled it up and pissed ova his seats was well funny
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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I have but in a bottle! Never would I wee on the floor or seats thats just wrong
My odd friend has wanked in the back of my car without me knowing then threw the tissue out the window the disgusting bastard!
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 12:54 PM
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it was only a saxo! was so funny the birds didnt find it funny tho
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by sabres74
No but have nearly shit myself a few times
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 02:54 PM
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thats nasty. i never pissed in my car but i did throw up in my car once whilest driving i spent the following day taking my clocks out and dash apart cleaning it out ,it gets everywhere
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by RobL
i did throw up in my car once whilest driving i spent the following day taking my clocks out and dash apart cleaning it out ,it gets everywhere
That's rank.
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 03:01 PM
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I pissed out the back window of ma mates dads scorpio once on the way to newcastle for a piss up, and ma mate the bastard tried to put the electric window up. I shat it(not really) and hurredly pulled myself back inside, but with the shock and confusion I forgot to stop and pissed all over the back seat.

Safe to say there were a few unhappy folk in that motor for the rest of the journey. Thank god for leather seats or I would have been scrubbing them all weekend.
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 03:05 PM
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....i have had sperm dripping down a window of an RST in my youth when the girl decided she didnt swallow and thought the window was open

..plus my and a mate kipped in my camper and he pissed himself thru the night..which was VERY funny with him waking saying fucking hell i am all wet...oh shit i have pissed in my pants ...needless to say i ran seat covers from then on
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 03:09 PM
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I had a piss into a bottle the other month when it was really windy
I was stuck in a traffic jam on the M62 in the outside lane and it was dark and i was alongside an artic. I didnt wanna go walking all the way to the hard shoulder just for loads of people to watch me piss all over myself cos it was so windy, so i pissed in an oasis bottle (Wide neck ) and didnt spill a drop

Also (A bit different) i know someone who was pregnant and her waters broke in the passenger seat of the car on the way to hospital
Imagine buying that second hand
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by chink
me n a mate and 2 birds went camping years ago and we had a few bears
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Old Mar 20, 2007 | 03:27 PM
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I once had a shit in the back of a Taxi!
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