HAPPY FRIDAY ALL..THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU SMILE...

ONE OF THE GUYS I WORK WITH HAS JUST GOT AN 8 WEEK OLD SAPH BULL TERRIER, NOTHING BAD ABOUT THAT....BUT ON SATURDAY NIGHT WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT , BIG HEADACHE/HANGOVER SO STUMBLES DOWNSTAIRS STARK BOLLOCK NAKED TO GET A DRINK. OPENS THE KITCHEN DOOR TO FIND THE PUP HAS LET GO ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOTHING TOO UNUSUAL THERE...HE GETS SOME KITCHEN ROLL AND BEGINS THE CLEAN UP JOB....PICTURE HIM BENT OVER , NOTHING ON , WIPING UP THE MESS....THEN OUT OF THE BLUE WACK THE PUP DECIDES IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HANG OFF HIS SACK PUPS HANGING THERE TALE WAGGING WHILE MY MATE DANCES ABOUT TRYING TO UNLOCK HIS JAWS AND RELEASE HIS BLEEDING JEWELS
YOU CAN JUST IMAGE IT AND ALL THAT WITH A HANGOVER!!!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND....

MALC

 

ouch! mutha fucker hope the chap in question makes a fast and full recovery and isnt out of action for too long
while on the subject of hurting nobs, a mate of mine once 'snapped' is nob while shafting a bird he was bangin her from behind and 'slipped' out.. he ended up thrusting into the arse bending his dick in half in the process this led to him falling on the floor in agony...
After he had got over the initial pain he went to bed only to wake up in the morning with a nob and sack that was black and blue
He ended up going to hospital and even had an operation to fix the damaged vein/bloodvessel/ whatever that had ruptured!

 

Malc......

Forgive me for being pedantic...

But should the thread title not say: "Staf Bull Terrier" ??

As in Staffordshire Bull Terrier

Not Saphire Bull Terrier

 

funny as fuck that is

 

Poor bloke.

 

fooking hell the pain BUT well funny

 

DOUG.

I WAS WAITING FOR THAT ONE...OF COURSE U R CORRECT BUT JUST TRYING TO PLAY ON WORDS STAF / SAPH (AS IN SAPHIRE COSWORTH)

OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T WORK (OR UR TO SLOW )

CHEERS MALC