I made nyself sick lol. Just so i can maybe try to sleep tonight

For my sins i got off with a fat bird tonight but all is good as she had mahoosive tits

i WILL jegret this in the morning lol.

 

More cushion for the pushin!

 

ALL I REMEMBER IS Massive tits and caps lock.

 

Fair play mate...

 

I am so ashamed

 

You should be, im sober and i saw the bird you went with and fat doesnt even describe her... Good Year Blimp would be a better description!

 

Get that bird nieves sister on the go I would fuck her.

 

she spells her name, NIAMH, fuck knows why its pronounced neve lol... anyway... u with with a blimp..

 

Blimp =

nieve sister =

Blimp raped me

Rapedbyablimp.com

 

that was quick

wam bam thank you mam

is she under the bed now ... ..or kicked out

 

She was kicked to the curb in the club lol

She violated me

 

rs nutter

one finger up your arse or three

 

At least 5
I can no longer 'clench'!!!!!

Bitch didn't even use lube!

 

Jus back from town, steamin altho I feel sober? weird! Pulled a few sjlotties, cannie beat the young uns !!

 

rs nutter

and now your really fucked good and proper

 

Oh dear.......someone had there beer goggles on

 

They had milk botlle thick lenses in them

 

she was rough mate, VERY rough.... she weighed more than THE BIG SHOW!!!!

U know whats funnier though, when i turned round and you were dancing with her and you didnt know where to put your hands

 

LOL yes i remember that

There was flab everywhere

 

sounds like u all had a good night. I cant remember the last time i was drunk, coz i hate the way it makes u feel next day i have avoidsed gettin like it in ages. Gonna have to change that asap i reckon. And goin out pulling birds but not realising exactly what ya doin at time is always a good laugh