just been browsing the mag and read this joke in the back.sorry if its old or been posted before.edited version so as not too long lol. dave came home from the pub stinking drunk,crept into bed beside his wife and fell asleep.when he awoke he found a man at the end of his bed dressed in long white flowing robes.who are you demanded dave?and why are you in my bedroom?the man answered this is not your bedroom,and iam st peter.dave was stunned! you mean iam dead? i havnt said goodbye to my family,i have so much to live for,you have to send me back. st peter said well you could be reincarnated,but only as a dog or a hen.knowing there was a farm near his house dave opted for a hen. a flash of light later dave was covered in feathers,clucking and scratching the ground.this isnt too bad thought dave,untill he felt this strange feeling welling up inside himself.the farmyard rooster strolled over and said so your the new hen?hows your first day going? its not too bad replied dave,but ive got this strange feeling like iam going to explode. your ovulating replied the rooster,havnt you laid an egg before?never replied dave,well just relax and let it happen.after a few uncomfortable seconds a egg popped out from under daves tail,an immense feeling of relief swept over him,when he laid his second egg the feeling of happiness was overwhelming,the joy kept coming as dave was about to lay his third egg,when he felt a enormous smack on the back of his head,and heard his wife shouting,dave wake up you drunken bastard,your shitting the bed.

 

 

fpmsl!!!!!!

 

HAHAH that is quality!

 

 

fucking brilliant