just wondering as i know jim dont do fuck all but the laziest thing i ever heard a memeber of here doing is PAUL on here

i phoned him at 9am ( he starts work at 8am) and eh never answered his phone, he calls me back after 30 mins and then tells me he missed my call as he was asleep

he works for a big airport and does a dificult job but theres now work for him and so he sleeps

that to me is th best thing i ever heard

 

well i get paid to watch footy all day

 

btu ahve ya ever feel asleep 1 hour after starting work ????

 

no - im usually still asleep when i get in

but i think i need to get a job in an airport as everyone i have ever spoke to does fook all at the airport

 

I'm a class 1 HGV driver doing night trunks mainly, so I sit on my arse for my 33k

 

I did have a job where I just slept for about 5 hours a day. The rest was just surfing the net. I will NEVER work nights again.

Best job was working on a text line. Put the tunes on, send texts, get BLADDERED on the vino and smoked enough sneakys out of the window. Loved the night I earned forty quid just for being passed out drunk on the floor, unable to speak let alone type. Lorna was HARDCORE multitasking that night!

 

Not me i hope! lol!!

 

i get paid for opening doors and checking tickets on a train - loads of money for rag all work

i love my job

 

I get paid for looking at the internet all day!

 

oi i done some work today, i went to a jet wash and cleaned my van. I only fall asleep at work cos i live like 10 mins away so i get up late and by the time i get to worki still aint woken up.

You can talk u have more sick days then they give you holiday

 

i work at the airport.. and do bugger all hence why im on here so much

 

Which airport you at?

 

manchester

 

I work nightshift doin techy support and basically do fook all except surf the net

I usually get a few hours kip about 2 or 3 am

It's a hard life

 

I work for a solicitors and I really should be doing more work. Its just PF goes so quickly its hard to keep up to date if I aint on all the time