Thank you my friends
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Thank you my friends
Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004!
It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
Because of all of you:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with
AIDS.
I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because they
cause cancer.
I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to
walk about seven blocks, for fear that someone might drug me with a perfume
sample and then try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they will ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen they contain
may turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing more
than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab
so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick
from the rat feces and urine.
When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody, for fear that someone
will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital. Funny thing, she never seems to get any
older ..
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made, expecting the $15,000 that
Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program.
It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither
did the passes for my paid vacation to Disney Land.
But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot
to follow and I got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next ten
seconds, a bird will poop on you today at 7:00 PM
It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
Because of all of you:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with
AIDS.
I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because they
cause cancer.
I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to
walk about seven blocks, for fear that someone might drug me with a perfume
sample and then try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they will ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen they contain
may turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing more
than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab
so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick
from the rat feces and urine.
When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody, for fear that someone
will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital. Funny thing, she never seems to get any
older ..
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made, expecting the $15,000 that
Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program.
It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither
did the passes for my paid vacation to Disney Land.
But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot
to follow and I got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next ten
seconds, a bird will poop on you today at 7:00 PM
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