Dustin Diamond Sex Tape
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By Cathy Beers
Sep 28, 2006

Is the world ready for a Dustin Diamond Sex Tape? Who is Dustin Diamond you ask? He's Screech from the old "Saved by the Bell' series.

Ick - is that the word that comes to mind?

Here's the skinny from AOL's Entertainment web site TMZ:

TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women.

And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the "Dirty Sanchez."

No - I'm not going to explain it.

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The San Francisco Chronicle gives this bit:

Agent David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights and is currently seeking a distributor for "Saved By the Smell." Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Diamond's manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when "Saved By the Bell" ended in 1997.

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He says, "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

Diamond will welcome any royalties he gets from the tape, reports the paper -- in June he launched a campaign to save his home from foreclosure, by selling autographed T-shirts on the Internet.