hi di ho,....


briefing....

there are emeny forces at work, and i need a team of crack commando's to take on the misson of disturbing the enemy with a series of text messages...

the ability to strike with the text is our strong point.
just sending single words like,.....donkey.....vole.....tulip....sparrow.... will be enough to confuse the enemy enough for me to laugh like a nutter....

target

the target is to annoy the enemy to point of crying,...this will result with them thinking about trying to wind me up via text again.....
im expexcting that between 30 and 50 text messages will surfice, but going overboard and possibly reaching figures of 0000's would smash the enemy.

the risks

as everyone knows, with covert operations like this, it is to our advantage to phone will caller id withheld, however, the perp will simply turn of the phone. i want to landslide them with texts, but the risks are great.
possibly counter attack is an issue, also, not being able to withold phone number.


if your with me, text 1 word, per text message.

eg donkey.....vole.....tulip....sparrow

the number will be revealed when intel return with their views......



carl
remember text only

edit

07999463221

 

Quality fire me up the number mate

 

You forgot 'badger'

 

will do matey,....just need more volunteers to go for an all out bombardment attack,....





carl

 

i'll do it

 

so theres more than one that thinks badgers are funny,...

well spotted,..good work soilder

 

but the numbers show up on the message anyway don't they?
what about one of them "text from your computer" jobbies?
set up a random email account and do it that way?
one text per person per account

 

doesnt matter that the number shows up, cause it will be dozens of numbers.

im in, when you doing it though?

 

reporting for duty, sir.

 

Me to.

 

 

Ready

 

im in

 

Post the number then......

 

oh my god ive peed . Im known to enemy im told so im stationed in the kitchens

 

hahahahahahaha



class....


right everyone,....the number is,.....


07999463221


remember,....only text one word per text,...will be piss funny....

 

im game

 

did it

 

post up what you sent people

i sent "cheese"

 

...got a reply of "ok"

 

I just got a text back......

 

I chose armadillo and sent it

 

now I'm getting withheld calls!!

 

whose phone is it anyway?

 

what did it say?

 

good work men...

the enemy will surely be be planning their counter attack....
we need to disable them before they have the chance....

 

I sent "bandit" and got back "what are you on ?"

 

whose phone is it??????????????????????????

 

Carlsworth

lmao....

 

I just sent 'Fucking Ape!"

 

Reporting for duty sir

Sausage

 

Flip, your sexual looking model would need 12 toes, now thats fetish

 

i sent "marrow"

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


need more units to infiltrate the remaining enemy comand posts.....

you will have to go on alone, i was hit, and dont think i can carry on.....arrrgghh....the searing pain of return fire is too much to take,....

i sent ".....otter..."
and recieved,.....
***couchs up blood***

".....oh fuck off..."

 

HOWEVER PISSED OFF I FEEL theres always something on here to make me smile cheers lads

 

I didnt realise it was meant to be one word only, i just sent:

"My hovercraft is full of eals"

 

pineapple sent sir, awaiting incoming

 

Apparently the enemy is "bored now, bye"...............double yer efforts men

 

whilst we are on the subject i would very much appreciate if peeps could attack this number for me as i had some very abusive texts yesterday and today but when i try calling theres no voice the fucking pussys!!!


was gonna start a thread on it later

i will be forever in your debts if you can annoy the fuck out of these tossers for me.

07857347407

(obviously after Carlsworth has been looked after)

 

fishmonger next