look what the fuckers at work made me

 

whos playing the "role" of sellotape and Sticky backed plastic.

lol sound about right for a ford very good

 

We dont have scally mates in Liverpool mate...we call them "associates who borrow cars"

What you doing with axle stands, when you was only changing the rocker cover

 

I had sheared a bolt off the exhaust as well so had to change that, and another few things. That was way back in the day, my first ecer RS

 

[quote="McPikie"]That was way back in the day, my [quote]

The days of taking & skinning your knuckles off

 

Oh no, I still do that It was the days of "Fuck, why is there oil coming out now?"

 

the days of... "i need my pants tie-ing up... "

Sorry, dodnt know how to spell tie-ing...

 

Maybe because you forgot to put the sump plug back in

 

You loved being so close to my penis

It wasn't my fault, I didnt ask to rip my tendon.

I did really need to piss tho

 

 

For anyone who doesn't know, the first time I met shell, I had ripped the tendon in my middle finger whilst working on my car, rendering my raight hand useless.

I was out in my mates car and had supped a few tins of lager. I went for a piss and then realised I couldnt tie my trackie pants back up afterwards and shell came to the rescue.



Thankyou darling, without your help the whole of rochdale would have seen my sweet lil arse and I would have been mobbed by hoards of syphillis and crabs ridden slags.