Post woman is now getting a bit arsy with us due to our complaints.

She is now going to report my mother for............... "not answering the door quickly enough to sign for a parcel, and the dog barking"

and then has a right go at my mother for walking on the road to find her to collect the 3 recorded items

what the fuck


Fucking bitch. Next time the cow parks her defender-3 outside my house i'll slash the bastard tyres

 

to coin a phrase from the young ones......

PISS OFF POSTIE



tell them your mother has a disability and then postie will look a right twat for complaining about that

 

The joy of having a go at the postie. Ours accused my west highland terrier of biting him on the thigh He's like 6' 5 ish and she is like a foot tall, 8 odd yrs old and can't jump for shit Stopped delivering mail and everything
Sorted now though cos they put him on another round cos he was complining about every dog, the twat

 

Oaying I wasnt in for recorded deliveries, yet I sat and watched him come and put the card through the door without knocking!
The lazy bastard hadnt even bothered to bring the parcel with him, just wrote out a card every time and brought that instead

I heard others had been complaining about him too so I rang the PO and put in a complaint. Got sent a shit load of 1st class stamps for my troubles which was better than nothing I suppose, but the best bit was when I saw the bastard was working in the same warehouse as me afew weeks later pushing a brush around

 

cracking,....

i saw a very shit program tother day,...supposed to be a comedy

but there was one bit, where the posty put card through door without knocking, then the guy who saw posty, opened door, and they had a bit of an argument,...

the guy then got a tomato sauce bottle, and squeezed it all over the posty....

"well,.....it wasnt me,....cause im not in,...."

 

Carlsworth, Still game. . quality programme