any ideas on what to get for the bint lol??

it must be not too expensive as im broke as per

 

Get some food in and cook a nice meal for her, ply her with wine and then take advantage of her, bend her over and give her one up the chocolate star* .

*TM Chip 3-door

 

Get her a suitcase.

So when you tell her to fook off out the house you can be sure she wont complain that shes got no-where to put her shit

 

fookin class

they say the 1st one is paper, does that mean i can give her the divorce papers

Mike, ive been nominated to cook 2nite aswell, and shes a veggie - she doesnt like to make things difficult lol so ive just been on the quorn website

 

oh is that why you dont know what a BJ is she wont touch meat

do a stir fry with quorn its nice. once youve coated in stuff you cant tell its not meat.. HONEST

only another yrs mate and youll be up with me

 

Get her a dildo and then tell her to fuck herself while you nip down the pub

 

sick b*****d!!!

Souldn't need drink to do that!!

 

10 more posts and your up to the big 10000!!!

 

Congrats dan, get her a nice bunch of flowers, some chocolates, take her out for a nie meal, buy her lots of silly romantic gifts, then, when she's drunk enough, take her home and do her in the worngun

 

mate, ive been with her 6 years, in in those 6 years i have asked pretty much every day if she wants to let me do her in the dirt box, but as always, the answer is a big fuck off

i just remembered, its 2 weeks sunday, not saturday

arse

meal idea is usually the easiest lol ill count the pennies

 

no idea matey

but congrats on the anniversary

 

so sad...But oooooh so true as well!!

Congratulations to Helen, for putting up with you for so long!

 

wots ur budget mate coz for about £100-£150 u can get her a nice relaxin spa day and u never know the illustrious chocolate star fish may be yours after all

 

lol well i mentioned something to her last night about the day and she said that we get a free meal where we had the wedding reception

RESULT

i guess i gotta pay for the wine and taxi tho

 

I have been married to a Veggie for 10 years (does she eat fish) if she does organic chill samon and poc choi(spelling). almost never fails to gain a BJ

 

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