...unfortunately never made it to Folkstone...sorry guys (Stu/Dan/Kim etc) couldnt be helped .....phone call earlier that day from the local PF queer to say he would be gracing his presence at my work on the Thursday morning as he had arranged a parcel to turn up (wasnt gonna say but fuck it...and those words are very apt as it was a large tub of K Y Jelly...Poor old Justin i bet HIS ring is sore! )....in the morning gets a call.."where the fuck is your road"....i said "where are you"...the fooking cock jockey was calling from that fooking road... "oh yes he says"...So the poof and the irish fella turned up...in TBH the best looking Escos i have seen its soooooo sorted and sounds hard as fuck ...So Mike comes in...there crossing at 11..we are about 3/4hr away...parcel due before 10.30am...i bought him a tea from the machine and he drunk it leaving teabag in (I guess thats carrot crunchers for you! )...it gets to 10.10am and he has to go...no parcel (Justin was looking very worried at the prospect of anal with no jelly )....also to add Mike is now officially catching up with that user here bigfatlad or whatever....Jen must certainly be feeding him up for Christmas ....anyway they are just goin and the delivery turned up...he grabs the parcel and says bye...LOL...ok Mike i will sign


I hope you liked my part in the Ring action ROFL!*

My passage was not once tampered with in the meeting of Rainbird...i fear though if that jelly had turned up 5 minutes earlier he would have raped me

 

would love too know what goes on in your mind

 

Random

 

Gareth so would i!

But that was all true..well i *may* have bended the truth a little like Mike not raping me.

 

phil at his best

 

 

LOL

 

Still cant believe you stood us up!!!!

 

PMSL

 

kim..i am sorry it was a choice between coming down or goin to my fan club launch at the Womens Institute (was being held at 9.30pm after the tuppleware party had finished,that over run by 10 minutes ) ...I waited 3 fooking hours and not 1 person showed up...tell a lie...Ernie the caretaker did telling me to get out or he would call the police

Wish i'd gone to Folkstone now

 

phil answer your i.m i just sent u speak to you spoon

 

Answered..although i am not aware of the Scottish language so please keep to ENGLISH

 

 

you make me laugh Phil

 

The thing is that is ALL true I get the feeling people are thinkin i made it all up...i was a crucial part of Mikes ring trip....without that K Y Jelly he wouldnt have been fucked.....

 

fpmsl

 

You lot will have to come and say heloo next time you in folkestone

Just for the hell of it I will get Phil strip searcehd by Et security

 

BTT for a thank you from Rainbird

 

Phil,
Just to let you know, we got to Folkstone in 30mins . Also, if it had been KY, we would have just borrowed some from your stash, rather than waiting for the mystery parcel to turn up (which was actually Justin's Gimp out-fit ).

The first thing Justin said when we got in the car is "Is that REALLY Phil? - it can't be, as he just seems so, well er.... - normal"

 

 

Mike....i am like Stars in there eyes...tonight Matthew i am goin to be a complete arse on the internet


Never judge a book by its cover in the voice of CJ Rise and fall of Reginald Perrin "I didnt get where i am today by acting normal on the internet"

Although your goodself comes across as a poof...look a poof...and do poof activitys...you are very true to life

 

good to meet you normal Phil the knob jockey
after we left your place we made the ferry in quick time only to be met at the port by a stupid bint who wouldnt let us on till the next sailing