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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:12 AM
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A Girl's First Time*
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time.



As you lie back, your muscles tighten.



You put him off for a while

searching for an excuse,

but he refuses to

be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid
and you



shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first



time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses



but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him

he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you

and you



open wider



to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his time,



wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer,



going deeper,

you feel the tissue give way;



pain surges throughout your body
and you



feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned



and asks you if it's too painful.



Your eyes are filled with tears

but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

He begins going in and out with skill



but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you

and he pulls it out of you.



You lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you



and smiling warmly,

tells you, with a chuckle that you have been

his most



stubborn



yet most rewarding experience.



You smile and thank your dentist.

After all,it was your first time to have a tooth
pulled.



Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?



PERVERT
I know what you were thinking,



because I thought the same thing!

hehehehe
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:16 AM
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i thought the same
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:27 AM
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damn my perverted mind took over again
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:33 AM
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sorry guys git u misled there huh
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:38 AM
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jiggaman,

Very funny.

Regarding your sig, here is the correct code to get it to work. Paste that into your signature in your profile and remove the * that I put in at the start and it will work.

[*img]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/erniejigga/jiggamansig.jpg[/img]

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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:39 AM
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I noticed that it has put a space in there too, in the jpg part, so take that out!!
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
I noticed that it has put a space in there too, in the jpg part, so take that out!!
thanks man
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 03:22 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 03:24 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Old Apr 24, 2006 | 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
I noticed that it has put a space in there too, in the jpg part, so take that out!!
listen here man is that you escort in ur sig and if it is waaaaaaaay awesome for a 8v
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