And are willing to do some translating for me?

I have my car stuck in a yard in Belgium and no-one there speaks any English at all

 

Ure a fucking home - translates to John Nutter

 

 

You sure they're speaking French and not Dutch?

Sorry - I can't help with either!

Andy

 

I am a home, as in the size of a house

 

So was that german bird

 

Definately French. Belgians only speak French and Flemish which is Dutch/French/German mixture!!!

 

Petrucci is French! Had you forgotten?

 

not taking the piss but frog on here is french


he also speaks better english than me but is actually french,,,,,,,,, hes a nice guy too

 

as bal said frog probably the best person to speak to

 

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

lol nuff said

 

frog is actually working on my car so .... leave him alone!!!

Joke aside, what do you want / need? You want us to call them?

 

ok ... this might not help ...


donnez-moi mon dos de voiture que vous chiez des tętes

 

yeah his missus speaks french too

 

Well the missus is 100% french....and has not a bit of english in her... well most of the time anyway....


ROFL @ Eagle... means Jack Sh$t!!! But nice try!!

 

yeah thats what i ment

you to comming central day btw

 

not my bloody fault that site can not translate english to french is it

i do however have a few choice phrases i could use but i wont

 

PMSL @ Ginge

PS: I am half french btw, the other french is pure english from stockport

So wot you wanna say to the belgians then man ?

If you want me to call them tomorrow, send me a PM and telephone number and I'll talk to them.
Otherwise, if it's an email job, pm me the text and I'll translate it for you with the missus' help

 

Right, I'm belgian and although my mother language is Dutch, I can help myself in French too.

What do you need to know?

 

in english and the most i know about the french is garlic bread, but i do make a killer pasta bolonaise

 

J'dore la poutrine de la femme

No idea if thats spelt right

 

It's not but I know what it means
Oh, and me too

Ginge, Garlic Bread is definitely NOT french, my mother in law had never heard of it until she came to the uk.
And Pasta Bolognaise is Italian

 

Donnez-moi mon fucking voiture, singe de redicion!

*ducks and apologies for grammar and content*

(schoolboy french from a bleedin' long time ago, how many words are right? )

 

ok,,,,,,,, there wear berry hats and think bling jewelry is a garlic chains

 

Poor Jonno will never see his car again with you lot

 

and my bolonaise has LOADS of garlic in it and i pretend to be a french chef when i make it, striped t-shirt and stubble for more authentix feel



what french food is there then if you all cook italian food

 

garlic chicken,,,,,,,,,,, thats gotta be french

 

Frog : Does it translate vaguely correctly then? I'm quite impressed if it does

 

Fair play Ginge all you go on about is the old Clichés (sp) Have you ever ventured out of "your world"?

 

Steve200+

Donnez-moi mon fucking voiture, singe de redicion!

Donnez-moi ma f***voiture, singe de ???

Sorry steve, didn't get it all

 

@ Trush and HUBBYYYYYYYY OY!!!!

Steve200+, you got about 5 words right, the rest is pure BŁŁ$$$$ŁŁs!!

And Ginge to be a true french chef, you'd have to be stark naked, wearing only an white apron....

 

greg knows im having a laugh

but its true about wales

 

dont think the missus would still be hungry after seeing that

 

Course she will be... maybe not for food though...


On these words... I am off cooking!!!

 

-Poule au pot
-Cassoulet
-Choucroute
-Boeuf Brouguinion
-Raclette
-Fondue
-Tartiflette
-Bouillabaisse
-Bisque de homard
-Soupe de poisson
-Croque monsieur
-Tornedos Rossini
-Foie Gras
-etc...

And obviously:
-Frogs Legs
-Snails (only dish so far with Garlic in it )

 

you forgot croisant au chocolate


oh and french fries

 

Ginge you really crack me up

... you were meant to say "Pain au chocolat", Croissant is another breakfast thing we have in france

 

yeah thats the one,,,,,,,,, explains the looks i get when i order em at victoria station

there sooooo nice


what about mussle marinad thing,,,,,,,, that french

 

Nope its not. Just like so called "french fries" which actually are Belgian....

 

Ginge dont worry you can say anything about Wales or anything else and 99% of people with ignore/disrigard it as they do with most thing you post

NAtile its not French Fries its Freedom Fries