Right off on a stag do in 2 weeks.

In Blackpool for a weekend.

Trying to think of ideas and pranks i could do on the groom seeing as im the best man.

Any ideas?

Feeling a bit out of my depth being best man for the first time

 

gonna keep my eye on this thread as i am the stag on a stag do in blackpool in a couple of weeks

 

Ryan - be careful mate, seen a few of these go very wrong and you won't be the best man if that happens.............

 

Stripp him nakjed, hand cuff him and feed him 2 viagras, then stick him on a train

 

If you do your duty as a best man properly you can count on NEVER being asked by any of your other mates to be asked again

 

yeah i intend on doing a proper job, and he deliberately left 2 months between the do and the wedding incase anything "suspect" happened.

I.e hair goes missing.

get's sent abroad

so come on guys what you think would be good?

think of handing out secret missons to the 10 other mates, that they must perform during the night, either on the groom or on others.

 

Ryan,

the question you need to ask yourself is... how fit is the bride

Historically, the best man stood in for the groom at the wedding if the groom couldn't make it.

If she's fit, make sure he can never make and voila, she's yours

 

Not really a prank, but I've seen it done to great effect...

There's always one person farrrr drunker than everyone else.. tell them it's 'fuck a munter' night, and everyone has to go off and do whatever they can with as many as possible.

This is of course total lies, and he's the only one doing it. Everyone then stands on the balcony and watches with amusement. It's sort of like a strobe version of 'Where's Wally'...

 

afpmsl

I've not heard of that but we're heading out on a boys night tonight so may suggest that game later

 

Works best if everyone else is in on it beforehand... everyone (except him) wholeheartedly agrees, and excitedly sprints off. To return 30 seconds later

 

Righto, could be a good night














For some lucky stinker

 

Report back later

 

Anybody got anymore

I'm off to Edinburgh for the weekend at the end of the month for my mates stag do His missus has basically said do what you want to him as long as it wont affect his appearance in the wedding photos

 

Don't you just love the InterWeb Site for everything, some crackers here!

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/pra.htm

 

The last stag night I went on, we planned the old handcuff to a lamp post gag.

The groom spotted the handcuffs, My God - could he run for a fat fucker with 15 pints in him!

 

ANGRY PIRATE!!! Get him a hooker, and dare him to do the Angry Pirate!!!

She gives him head, and when he is ready to cum, he pulls out, shoots it in her eye, kicks her in the shin and then legs it. She then chaes him, hopping on one leg, with a hand over her eye shouting "arrrrgh"

 

You owe me the cleaning bill for my monitor + Budweiser you coooooont !!!

 

I'm not a fan of the 'mad chav' stag do (as above) personally. But I've been to a few ones that were jsut top pissups with tons of mates - they were the best.
Beware of cheap strippers - one we had in Edinburgh was truly grim, saggy flesh, old and covered in tats. Makes me skin crawl!

 

 

absolutely wet myself at that

 

do wot they did to me which was made me wear a fat suit [ not blow up but padded] i looked like bubbles lavier from little britain. then made me go into bournmouth with that on thats all. oh wot fun it was to got groped by both sexes and got in spearmint rhino for free with it on i even got asked for a dance oh the memories

 

i got my mate too carry a hammer throwing ball on a chain dressed up in a cow suit it was fantastic even in the reeper bahn