I ve entered the dirty dogg rally from peterborough to newquay. It seems alot of what i would call 'top trump' cars are takin part. Problem is my motor has just been written off and i told some other participants im gonna smoke em, in my cossie. HHHHEEEEELLPPP!

 

what you want someone to lend you thier cossie???lol x

 

Nah! I aint that stupid, they can have me entry ticketof Ł250. I just need to beat this prick in a 355 spider. its to win 15 grand for best car in show, but its really the quickest car there and back. any sugestions.

 

 

you re not helping. lol!

 

Cant a standard Cossie beat a 355 they are pathetically slow. .

167 down Brunters when ive heard Cossies can do 200+.

 

ffs rod

 

Now thats what i want to here. give me more details of who i can contact. I need the best team and dont forget 15 grand is up for grabs.
FREE ticket to who ever's got the best cossie........

 

The best Cossie you say- On this Forum that could start a world war. Thats subjective & lots of people think theirs is the best.

 

mines the best coz i built it

 

I beat a 355 in a Stage 3 saph no worries.
When I was on greys/T34 I had no problem dispatching another one.

Lovely cars but not particulary fast in a straight line. Not alot of torque.

I still want one though

 

There are a few bends between Peterborough and Newquay

 

I dont think you realise how serious this is. visit dirtdoggrallysltd.co.uk and you will understand what i mean and need.

 

linky no worky

 

sorry www.dirtydoggrallysltd.co.uk try that!

 

 

Sorry but that looks like a total Micky Mouse event!!!

Its obvious they are not really going to give away that money. The only real prizes are the Ł200 ones that are Ł50 LESS than the entry fee

 

I wonder how many mobile speed vans will be along that selected route on the day

 

i once had a play with a 355, Gareth T and his g/friend were passengers

i was stage 1 / 14psi

from 90-150 it was if we had a bar between us holding us together, nothing in it at all.

but i'm guessing he would be me top end

 

I once had a play with a 355 with a Tubi exhaust.

The play consisted of me winding down the window, urging him to floor it, and then quickly jeffing one off to the sound

 

nicde one rich that's the sort of thing that i do too (although without 'jeffing one off'

i love to hear a ferrari, tvr or whatever give it some beans

 

A mate of mine had a 550 for a bit, and that was awesome. Utterly irrelevant really, but there wasn't a lot in that up to 110-ish (Stg3 Saff/25psi), was giving it full whack to only pull a car length or so, then he pissed off like I was going backwards

 

Porkie your obviously chicken and dont think you can win.......
ya need glasses its Ł200 + free entry to next years. hello

 

ROFL

 

Mr Duck,

After Porkies experience in the Gumball i would definately not call him a chicken mate,

The prize money just sounds a little OTT

Mike

 

says mr 10 posts, who knows nothing about people on here and there past experiences

 

Wow i thought a 355 would piss all over a cos

Turns out to be owt like that

 

im from colchester and have a 350bhp saff...... well did have i sold it now haha

 

firstly ten is a good number and i take back what i said about mr porkie, but the event is for real and its all on the east of england showground website. the company were in soutrhend last saturday and their chicks were handin out leaflets and smiles all nite. so what yer sayin is that it would be more invitin with less money than 15 grand......top prize.

 

Do you actually know who Porkie is, one thing he isnt is 'Chicken'.
He owns a 600+bhp Cosworth & its probably the fastest road legal car around a track on this Forum.
Mines the Fastest Cossie in the UK & would beat on Enzo, but i would not challenge the likes of Lee's car around the twisties.

 

christ its like bein back at skool with you lot....lol!

 

It is Half-term mate

 

oh yeh wicked! next they will be bullying for my dinner money! lol
porkie are you there........

 

I recall Porkie saying he wouldnt get out of bed for less then 20k these days

Mike

 

jock now 15 grand aint enough, i should keep smokin.

 

Yeh, and

 

Why do you require fast cars surely even a modded Nova can reach 70mph which is the max the rules will allow you to go. Must be frustrating to be half way past a guy doing 69.9mph & he speeds up.
This is a wind-up surely.

 

Pmsl.

Porkie gets more pocket money than 15 grand a week anyway.

 

so what happened to that last bloke lee had a bet with ????

 

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