What to you reckon?

 

for everything i wish for to come true ..........

 

no thats cheating,
your only allowed one wish.....

 

and thats what I asked for .. blimey are you the wish police or summat Just grant my wish pls, I have stuff to be getting on with ...

Thanks

 

PMSLOL .

I'll have the same as him please .

 

no!!!!
actually I'm a fairy godmother, but you can call me FG

 

you cant to that its against fairy federation rules

 

Are you a sexy fairy or just some dodgy council bird?

 

fpmsl

 

Im a busy fairy too, i was tryin 2 grant all your wishes, but if your going to be greedy, you cant have your wish

 

ofcourse, I'm a sexy fairy, dodgy council birds are witches if you hadnt noticed

 

If i could have one wish i would wish for a 10" penis







































Instead of this huge thing im stuck with at the moment




(C) roy chubby brown

 

hapieness. thats all i ask for.

i'm easily pleased

 

either to get me ex back,OR...my old cossie back!

 

To of not got caught on the speed camera today

 

In that case, I'd like to see a pic of you, pref in your fairy outfit.

 

To of not got caught on the speed camera today

 

World Peace, and a removal of ALL military items from the planet

































Then with my secretly hidden away shotgun i can rule the world, MWUHHAHAHAHA

 

Tiff, you are only allowed ONE wish.... DOnt you understand

 

Tiff I grant your wish........








(the only condition is that you drive at 29mph for today)

 

He means the one that flashed him earlier on you stupid fucking fairy, and how do you know it wasnt in a 20mph limit?


Fuck me, you really are a useless breed you fairies, NO WONDER people stick christmas trees up your arses!

 

Karen

THANKYOU and i will drive at 29mph

 

 

PMSL @ Chip

You tell him mate

 

Damo's on form today

 

glad i could help tiff

another satisified customer!

 

im sorry you have lost your christmas spirit, thought id dont actually care as its april.
ass for the christmas tree up my arse, thats the highlight of my year, i actually enjoy!! it

 

world peace????
Im only a small fairy i can only change small things

 

PICS or STFU

 

Good news for Dogsmoke then, you can fix his cock

 

FOOKIN CLASSIC

 

Chip, you just get funnier and funnier.

haha, you're a living leg end mate

 

you can have you cos back, they are far more fun than ex's, they'll never satisify you in the same way as a cos and will never reach 200mph

 

dogsmoke your "friends" have clubbed together and Ive granted a wish on your behalf, enjoy it mate

 

if i show u pics you've used all your wishes

 

Just had a call from him, apparently he is sat there right now, cock in hand, enjoying his "5th inch"

 

PMSL lucky me!

Chip, I'm going to boot you in the knackers next week!

 

my wish, is to see the look on your face when i shoot my load in your eye

 

is it ok for you dogsmoke? no further tweeking required? ha ha

 

Hmm, I think you should check and let me know, after all you wouldn't want dissatisfied customers would you?